One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Hey, guys? I guess my job here is done...
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...
Zoomie likes fat chicks.
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...FOR SHAME!