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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


I'm an anteater!(Read 12819 times)
I'm an anteater! on: December 23, 2009, 06:18:59 PM
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
Hi there 2008!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 07:08:07 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 08:28:48 PM
You know what?

Your mom.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 10:32:25 PM
Barbara? What about her?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
I told you to pay closer attention, but I suppose with your limited attention span...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 12:30:48 AM
Sorry, what?
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 03:35:39 PM
I'll stay out of this one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 04:13:37 PM
Yeah Dylie is so cute when he thinks he's being original...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO LIKES BOATS?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO'S A PORN HOUND.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
my job here is done...



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
Hey, guys?  I guess my job here is done...

FIXED!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 10:03:54 AM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?

The same guy who likes boats.  :P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???

That's the first correct answer in this thread...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #19 on: December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???
Zoomie likes fat chicks.



Morgan Freeman likes his step-granddaughter.

« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 10:54:15 PM by taiko »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #20 on: December 25, 2009, 11:11:06 PM


Thats a 3 way I'd like to be in the middle of...



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #21 on: December 25, 2009, 11:26:57 PM
The blonde is now skinny and the tanned one ain't...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 05:47:07 PM
~blink
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 08:18:17 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...

This is a lie.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
Zoomie likes fat chicks.


KIRSTIE ALLEY???  You, pal, are Brain Dead if you wouldn't hit that!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #26 on: December 27, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
hahahaha Lucas got called brain dead on my account....

And, yeah, I'd hit it. I figure she gotta be told at least twice.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #27 on: December 27, 2009, 03:02:30 AM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!

YEAH, WELCOME TO ME, NUMBNUTS!
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #28 on: January 03, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
I'm mainly shocked they cut out the critical "Fuck you" at the beginning to make the shirt P.C. "Fuck you" is integral to the joke.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #29 on: January 03, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
The blonde woman is not fat