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I'm an anteater!(Read 6919 times)
I'm an anteater! on: December 23, 2009, 06:18:59 PM
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
Hi there 2008!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 07:08:07 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 08:28:48 PM
You know what?

Your mom.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 10:32:25 PM
Barbara? What about her?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
I told you to pay closer attention, but I suppose with your limited attention span...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 12:30:48 AM
Sorry, what?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 03:35:39 PM
I'll stay out of this one ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 04:13:37 PM
Yeah Dylie is so cute when he thinks he's being original...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO LIKES BOATS?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO'S A PORN HOUND.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
my job here is done...



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
Hey, guys?  I guess my job here is done...

FIXED!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 10:03:54 AM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?

The same guy who likes boats.  :P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???

That's the first correct answer in this thread...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #19 on: December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???
Zoomie likes fat chicks.



Morgan Freeman likes his step-granddaughter.

« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 10:54:15 PM by taiko »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #20 on: December 25, 2009, 11:11:06 PM


Thats a 3 way I'd like to be in the middle of...



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #21 on: December 25, 2009, 11:26:57 PM
The blonde is now skinny and the tanned one ain't...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 05:47:07 PM
~blink
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 08:18:17 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...

This is a lie.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
Zoomie likes fat chicks.


KIRSTIE ALLEY???  You, pal, are Brain Dead if you wouldn't hit that!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #26 on: December 27, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
hahahaha Lucas got called brain dead on my account....

And, yeah, I'd hit it. I figure she gotta be told at least twice.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #27 on: December 27, 2009, 03:02:30 AM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!

YEAH, WELCOME TO ME, NUMBNUTS!
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #28 on: January 03, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
I'm mainly shocked they cut out the critical "Fuck you" at the beginning to make the shirt P.C. "Fuck you" is integral to the joke.



Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #29 on: January 03, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
The blonde woman is not fat