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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!

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I'm an anteater! on: December 23, 2009, 06:18:59 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
Hi there 2008!
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 07:08:07 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 08:28:48 PM
You know what?

Your mom.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 10:32:25 PM
Barbara? What about her?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #6 on: December 23, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
I told you to pay closer attention, but I suppose with your limited attention span...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 12:30:48 AM
Sorry, what?
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 11:40:59 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 03:35:39 PM
I'll stay out of this one ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 04:13:37 PM
Yeah Dylie is so cute when he thinks he's being original...
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO LIKES BOATS?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO'S A PORN HOUND.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
my job here is done...
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: Mosh on December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
Hey, guys?  I guess my job here is done...

FIXED!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 10:03:54 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?

The same guy who likes boats.  :P
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???

That's the first correct answer in this thread...
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #19 on: December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???
Zoomie likes fat chicks.



Morgan Freeman likes his step-granddaughter.

« Last Edit: December 25, 2009, 10:54:15 PM by taiko »
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #20 on: December 25, 2009, 11:11:06 PM
Quote from: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM


Thats a 3 way I'd like to be in the middle of...
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #21 on: December 25, 2009, 11:26:57 PM
The blonde is now skinny and the tanned one ain't...
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #22 on: December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 05:47:07 PM
~blink
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 08:18:17 PM
Quote from: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...

This is a lie.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
Quote from: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Zoomie likes fat chicks.


KIRSTIE ALLEY???  You, pal, are Brain Dead if you wouldn't hit that!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #26 on: December 27, 2009, 12:41:16 AM
hahahaha Lucas got called brain dead on my account....

And, yeah, I'd hit it. I figure she gotta be told at least twice.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #27 on: December 27, 2009, 03:02:30 AM
Quote from: Mosh on December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!

YEAH, WELCOME TO ME, NUMBNUTS!
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #28 on: January 03, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
I'm mainly shocked they cut out the critical "Fuck you" at the beginning to make the shirt P.C. "Fuck you" is integral to the joke.
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Re: I'm an anteater! Reply #29 on: January 03, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
The blonde woman is not fat
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