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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 01:59:42 PM

Title: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 01:59:42 PM
So far I have baked my own cake and cleaned up cat piss off 3 surfaces.

Later I get to cook my own dinner.

John Conlee - Backside of Thirty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKaleZabKl8#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ThrashInc/TSiBBS/happybdaydickhead.jpg)

I'd be glad to cook for you ...
Maybe ...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 26, 2009, 02:09:05 PM
'appy birfday!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: maryJ on April 26, 2009, 03:02:16 PM
Happy birthday Daisy!!

if you were closer to me I'd bake you a cake and cook you dinner;)

hope you have a great day!!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
Later I get to cook my own dinner.

awww.  I'd cook for you.
But it would have to be spaghetti or hamburger helper.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 04:31:20 PM
If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.

But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 04:37:46 PM
Happy Birthday!!!! 

(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/07/TASTELESS%20CAKE%2011.jpg)

I have leftovers in the fridge.  Help yourself. 
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Thrash on April 26, 2009, 04:58:29 PM
If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.

But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.

He's never carried through for me on that ...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 05:16:43 PM
That's because you cooks it at his house.
In Maryland.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 05:37:02 PM
No one ever come to eat my cooking.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 06:07:07 PM
Thanks guys.

Eitje, I love spaghetti and hamburger helper, I am not fancy.

And Zoomie...if I were single, I would drive down there for that dinner and sex. Actually I drove through Maryland last month, I didn't know you were there or I'd have waved...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 06:45:52 PM
No one ever come to eat my cooking.

I have!

 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 07:05:01 PM
OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 07:05:49 PM
OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.
That was probably the booze.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 07:08:10 PM
You are soooooo Kreskin...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 07:13:57 PM
For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...
(http://www.sutlers.co.uk/acatalog/NewTopHat.jpg)
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 26, 2009, 07:35:18 PM
Yeah, I hurled the next day and it was all bile.  Definitely the booze.  I should've eaten more of the food and ingested a little less Maker's Mark.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Zoomie on April 26, 2009, 07:36:43 PM
Ooooh bad plan. As soon as you stop drinking the trouble starts.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 26, 2009, 09:24:43 PM
i went to a 7 year old's birthday party today. the magician was okay.
daisy should have had a magician for her birthday!

For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...

awww...
you were your own magician, too....
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: psychopathetic on April 26, 2009, 10:10:28 PM
Herpe Berfdey.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 26, 2009, 10:52:26 PM
I got you a DJ for your party:

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/7/128836198404108707.jpg)

And a cake:

(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/19/128795615200378972.jpg)
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 04:10:07 AM
OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.

My stomach is made of cast iron, and is impervious to everything except Japanese supermarket pizza.

Happy birthday Daisymae.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: underclass on April 27, 2009, 04:13:20 AM
and over pasteurized milk
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 04:20:51 AM
I think that was more the claustrophobia attack I had, rather than that disgusting milk.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: underclass on April 27, 2009, 04:23:31 AM
Large intimidating aussie man freaks out in train full of midgets
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 04:24:43 AM
it was funneh...

it wasnt at the time.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 09:25:37 AM
it was funneh...

it wasnt at the time.

oh, the carnage.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: (_)_)===D on April 27, 2009, 11:19:54 AM
Happy b to the irfday.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 03:27:02 PM
Upon thinking, I'd do most of you in the pooper for your birthdays ...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 27, 2009, 03:46:49 PM
Large intimidating aussie man freaks out in train full of midgets

More at 11!!!!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on April 27, 2009, 11:02:30 PM
I made hamburger helper tonight, for dinner!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on April 27, 2009, 11:12:59 PM
I made veggie dogs with sauerkraut.  I bought the veggie dogs specifically because I really wanted sauerkraut.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: underclass on April 28, 2009, 12:45:56 AM
I had breakfast, lunch and dinner made for me!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Thrash on April 28, 2009, 02:04:00 AM
I did the Iggy!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 06:04:43 AM
I dont care.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:20:59 AM
You guys are awesome.

I went out and bought myself Shaun of the Dead, settled in to watch it and the fucking power went out. So we had sex instead.

All in all a good birthday.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 08:37:15 AM
Did you videotape this coitus?
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 08:44:35 AM
Batteries!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: underclass on April 28, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

talk about thread fail
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 11:55:32 AM
Oh happy birthday.
Late again...
This is becoming a pattern for me.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 03:00:04 PM
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 06:01:18 PM
I dunno how grown up my cooking is, I bet your penne took longer to cook than my whole meal.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: tricky on April 28, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
all i did was boil water, add pasta, put sauce in microwave.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 06:23:36 PM
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: underclass on April 28, 2009, 07:19:30 PM
I'm gonna make pizza's today. That's like a total of 45 seconds preparation since I buy the bases.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Doormouse on April 29, 2009, 12:35:27 AM
I've been eating brussels sprouts the last 3 days. That's the menu for the next 2 as well. I'm cleaning out my fridge in preparation for summer.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 12:39:57 AM
I'm also doing that, but it's mostly because I can't afford to go grocery shopping. At least I have a metric fuckton of meat in the freezer.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 05:05:56 AM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
No, fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made 2 day old pizza. It was excellent!
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: daisymae on April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 11:45:04 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?

Do like Paris Hilton and turn on the night vision.

....and you SHOULD own a video camera.  You never know when the need to record your sexcapades will hit.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
Candles are your friend.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Candles are your friend.

You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 06:51:40 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.

I could. If I wanted it.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: Nitya on May 03, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
I could. If I wanted it.
I would say prove it but I don't really want you to.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: ttfg on May 03, 2009, 06:56:57 PM
I've had worse things up there.

and here ends the spam.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 11:43:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 03:48:10 PM
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif)
Title: Re: Today is my birthday.
Post by: tricky on May 10, 2009, 12:31:24 PM
Yesterday was C's birthday. Happy birthday to C! :D

When you get back, i'll buy you Strongbow & whiskey. Maybe some dinner (but you gotta put out, sorry).