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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: daisymae on April 26, 2009, 01:59:42 PM
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So far I have baked my own cake and cleaned up cat piss off 3 surfaces.
Later I get to cook my own dinner.
John Conlee - Backside of Thirty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKaleZabKl8#lq-lq2-hq)
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I'd be glad to cook for you ...
Maybe ...
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'appy birfday!
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Happy birthday Daisy!!
if you were closer to me I'd bake you a cake and cook you dinner;)
hope you have a great day!!
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Later I get to cook my own dinner.
awww. I'd cook for you.
But it would have to be spaghetti or hamburger helper.
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If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.
But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.
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Happy Birthday!!!!
(http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/07/TASTELESS%20CAKE%2011.jpg)
I have leftovers in the fridge. Help yourself.
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If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.
But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.
He's never carried through for me on that ...
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That's because you cooks it at his house.
In Maryland.
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No one ever come to eat my cooking.
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Thanks guys.
Eitje, I love spaghetti and hamburger helper, I am not fancy.
And Zoomie...if I were single, I would drive down there for that dinner and sex. Actually I drove through Maryland last month, I didn't know you were there or I'd have waved...
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No one ever come to eat my cooking.
I have!
:-* :-* :-*
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OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.
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OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.
That was probably the booze.
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You are soooooo Kreskin...
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For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...
(http://www.sutlers.co.uk/acatalog/NewTopHat.jpg)
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Yeah, I hurled the next day and it was all bile. Definitely the booze. I should've eaten more of the food and ingested a little less Maker's Mark.
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Ooooh bad plan. As soon as you stop drinking the trouble starts.
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i went to a 7 year old's birthday party today. the magician was okay.
daisy should have had a magician for her birthday!
For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...
awww...
you were your own magician, too....
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Herpe Berfdey.
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I got you a DJ for your party:
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/7/128836198404108707.jpg)
And a cake:
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/19/128795615200378972.jpg)
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OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.
My stomach is made of cast iron, and is impervious to everything except Japanese supermarket pizza.
Happy birthday Daisymae.
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and over pasteurized milk
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I think that was more the claustrophobia attack I had, rather than that disgusting milk.
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Large intimidating aussie man freaks out in train full of midgets
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it was funneh...
it wasnt at the time.
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it was funneh...
it wasnt at the time.
oh, the carnage.
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Happy b to the irfday.
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Upon thinking, I'd do most of you in the pooper for your birthdays ...
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Large intimidating aussie man freaks out in train full of midgets
More at 11!!!!
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I made hamburger helper tonight, for dinner!
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I made veggie dogs with sauerkraut. I bought the veggie dogs specifically because I really wanted sauerkraut.
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I had breakfast, lunch and dinner made for me!
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I did the Iggy!
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I dont care.
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You guys are awesome.
I went out and bought myself Shaun of the Dead, settled in to watch it and the fucking power went out. So we had sex instead.
All in all a good birthday.
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Did you videotape this coitus?
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Duh. NO POWER...
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Batteries!
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Duh. NO POWER...
talk about thread fail
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Oh happy birthday.
Late again...
This is becoming a pattern for me.
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Fuck you and your grown up cooking.
Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
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I dunno how grown up my cooking is, I bet your penne took longer to cook than my whole meal.
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all i did was boil water, add pasta, put sauce in microwave.
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I'm gonna make pizza's today. That's like a total of 45 seconds preparation since I buy the bases.
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I've been eating brussels sprouts the last 3 days. That's the menu for the next 2 as well. I'm cleaning out my fridge in preparation for summer.
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I'm also doing that, but it's mostly because I can't afford to go grocery shopping. At least I have a metric fuckton of meat in the freezer.
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Duh. NO POWER...
Since when are video cameras AC powered?
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Fuck you and your grown up cooking.
Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
No, fuck you and your grown up cooking.
Last night I made 2 day old pizza. It was excellent!
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Duh. NO POWER...
Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.
Since when do I own one anyway?
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Duh. NO POWER...
Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.
Since when do I own one anyway?
Do like Paris Hilton and turn on the night vision.
....and you SHOULD own a video camera. You never know when the need to record your sexcapades will hit.
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No lights , sweetie.
Since when do I own one anyway?
Candles are your friend.
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Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
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Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.
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Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.
I could. If I wanted it.
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I could. If I wanted it.
I would say prove it but I don't really want you to.
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I've had worse things up there.
and here ends the spam.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Yesterday was C's birthday. Happy birthday to C! :D
When you get back, i'll buy you Strongbow & whiskey. Maybe some dinner (but you gotta put out, sorry).