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Today is my birthday.(Read 11487 times)
Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 11:02:30 PM
I made hamburger helper tonight, for dinner!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 11:12:59 PM
I made veggie dogs with sauerkraut.  I bought the veggie dogs specifically because I really wanted sauerkraut.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #32 on: April 28, 2009, 12:45:56 AM
I had breakfast, lunch and dinner made for me!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #33 on: April 28, 2009, 02:04:00 AM
I did the Iggy!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #34 on: April 28, 2009, 06:04:43 AM
I dont care.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #35 on: April 28, 2009, 08:20:59 AM
You guys are awesome.

I went out and bought myself Shaun of the Dead, settled in to watch it and the fucking power went out. So we had sex instead.

All in all a good birthday.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #36 on: April 28, 2009, 08:37:15 AM
Did you videotape this coitus?
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #37 on: April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #38 on: April 28, 2009, 08:44:35 AM
Batteries!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

talk about thread fail
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 11:52:02 AM by underclass »
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 11:55:32 AM
Oh happy birthday.
Late again...
This is becoming a pattern for me.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #41 on: April 28, 2009, 03:00:04 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #42 on: April 28, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #43 on: April 28, 2009, 06:01:18 PM
I dunno how grown up my cooking is, I bet your penne took longer to cook than my whole meal.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #44 on: April 28, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
all i did was boil water, add pasta, put sauce in microwave.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #45 on: April 28, 2009, 06:23:36 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #46 on: April 28, 2009, 07:19:30 PM
I'm gonna make pizza's today. That's like a total of 45 seconds preparation since I buy the bases.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #47 on: April 29, 2009, 12:35:27 AM
I've been eating brussels sprouts the last 3 days. That's the menu for the next 2 as well. I'm cleaning out my fridge in preparation for summer.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #48 on: April 29, 2009, 12:39:57 AM
I'm also doing that, but it's mostly because I can't afford to go grocery shopping. At least I have a metric fuckton of meat in the freezer.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #49 on: April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #50 on: April 29, 2009, 05:05:56 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 28, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
No, fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made 2 day old pizza. It was excellent!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #51 on: April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #52 on: April 29, 2009, 11:45:04 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?

Do like Paris Hilton and turn on the night vision.

....and you SHOULD own a video camera.  You never know when the need to record your sexcapades will hit.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #53 on: May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
Candles are your friend.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #54 on: May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.

You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #55 on: May 03, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #56 on: May 03, 2009, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.

I could. If I wanted it.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #57 on: May 03, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:51:40 PM
I could. If I wanted it.
I would say prove it but I don't really want you to.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #58 on: May 03, 2009, 06:56:57 PM
I've had worse things up there.

and here ends the spam.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 11:43:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Like yours.  Only different.

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