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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.

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Today is my birthday.(Read 11458 times)
Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #30 on: April 27, 2009, 11:02:30 PM
I made hamburger helper tonight, for dinner!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #31 on: April 27, 2009, 11:12:59 PM
I made veggie dogs with sauerkraut.  I bought the veggie dogs specifically because I really wanted sauerkraut.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #32 on: April 28, 2009, 12:45:56 AM
I had breakfast, lunch and dinner made for me!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #33 on: April 28, 2009, 02:04:00 AM
I did the Iggy!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #34 on: April 28, 2009, 06:04:43 AM
I dont care.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #35 on: April 28, 2009, 08:20:59 AM
You guys are awesome.

I went out and bought myself Shaun of the Dead, settled in to watch it and the fucking power went out. So we had sex instead.

All in all a good birthday.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #36 on: April 28, 2009, 08:37:15 AM
Did you videotape this coitus?
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #37 on: April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #38 on: April 28, 2009, 08:44:35 AM
Batteries!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 11:51:34 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

talk about thread fail
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 11:52:02 AM by underclass »
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 11:55:32 AM
Oh happy birthday.
Late again...
This is becoming a pattern for me.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #41 on: April 28, 2009, 03:00:04 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #42 on: April 28, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #43 on: April 28, 2009, 06:01:18 PM
I dunno how grown up my cooking is, I bet your penne took longer to cook than my whole meal.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #44 on: April 28, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
all i did was boil water, add pasta, put sauce in microwave.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #45 on: April 28, 2009, 06:23:36 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #46 on: April 28, 2009, 07:19:30 PM
I'm gonna make pizza's today. That's like a total of 45 seconds preparation since I buy the bases.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #47 on: April 29, 2009, 12:35:27 AM
I've been eating brussels sprouts the last 3 days. That's the menu for the next 2 as well. I'm cleaning out my fridge in preparation for summer.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #48 on: April 29, 2009, 12:39:57 AM
I'm also doing that, but it's mostly because I can't afford to go grocery shopping. At least I have a metric fuckton of meat in the freezer.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #49 on: April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #50 on: April 29, 2009, 05:05:56 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 28, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made penne with canned black olives and canned Trader Joe's marinara sauce.
No, fuck you and your grown up cooking.

Last night I made 2 day old pizza. It was excellent!
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #51 on: April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #52 on: April 29, 2009, 11:45:04 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:25:27 AM
Quote from: daisymae on April 28, 2009, 08:38:32 AM
Duh. NO POWER...

Since when are video cameras AC powered?
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?

Do like Paris Hilton and turn on the night vision.

....and you SHOULD own a video camera.  You never know when the need to record your sexcapades will hit.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #53 on: May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 29, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
No lights , sweetie.

Since when do I own one anyway?
Candles are your friend.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #54 on: May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.

You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #55 on: May 03, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #56 on: May 03, 2009, 06:51:40 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:49:50 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 03, 2009, 06:41:23 PM
Candles are your friend.
You don't want to get a lightbulb stuck up there.
well YOU don't.

I could. If I wanted it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #57 on: May 03, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 03, 2009, 06:51:40 PM
I could. If I wanted it.
I would say prove it but I don't really want you to.
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Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #58 on: May 03, 2009, 06:56:57 PM
I've had worse things up there.

and here ends the spam.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Today is my birthday. Reply #59 on: May 04, 2009, 11:43:28 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Like yours.  Only different.

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