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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on May 03, 2009, 11:25:22 PM

Title: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA
Post by: Zoomie on May 03, 2009, 11:25:22 PM
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Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 11:45:08 AM
marching band?
baton?

what kind of sound does a baton make, for the marching band?
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Post by: Nitya on May 04, 2009, 01:05:59 PM
marching band?
baton?

what kind of sound does a baton make, for the marching band?
Drums I would think.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 01:17:36 PM
Unbelieveable.

This is a drum majorette with baton.
(http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~dryer/bets2a.jpg)

Cretins.
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Post by: Nitya on May 04, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Pfft... Marching Band was for losers. *rolls eyes*
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Post by: treehugger on May 04, 2009, 01:58:19 PM
The band geeks at the high school I attended got laid the most.
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Post by: taiko on May 04, 2009, 02:05:18 PM
were either of you baton twirlers?
...just trying to stay on topic.
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Post by: treehugger on May 04, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
I was in the dance and theater program.  No baton twirling for me.
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Post by: Nitya on May 04, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
We don't have marching band here. We have cheerleading but it's rather lame.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 02:41:16 PM
No baton twirling for me.

Riiiiiiiiiight...
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 04, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
The band geeks at the high school I attended got laid the most.

Mine too!  They all hung out in this one group and would hook up with each other.  They got laid more than anyone because they kept it "in the family."
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Post by: Thrash on May 04, 2009, 05:51:35 PM
Quote from: Meg Griffin
Flag Girl is almost a cheerleader!
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Post by: Joygasm on May 04, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
were either of you baton twirlers?
...just trying to stay on topic.

I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 04, 2009, 09:03:32 PM
Psh five... that's sick.

But I bet you had the body of a nine-year-old...
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Post by: taiko on May 05, 2009, 12:41:43 AM
I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.
*adds name to list of people that will beat off an assailant*
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
Quote from: Old Joke
If there was a fag on your back, would you beat him off?
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Post by: mosh on May 05, 2009, 04:57:08 AM
This whole concept is foreign to me.

I went to a technical school, the only extracurricular activities were petty crime.
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Post by: Nitya on May 05, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
This whole concept is foreign to me.

I went to a technical school, the only extracurricular activities were petty crime.
Technical school? I had to look at wikipedia, so that'd be from 18 - 20? Or 16 - 18?
Kinda seems like college over here.
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 05:42:44 PM
Your school systems are all fucked up ...
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Post by: Joygasm on May 05, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.
*adds name to list of people that will beat off an assailant*

I've been known to beat off non-assailants too.
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 06:25:27 PM
... she just prefers the assailing
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 06:42:24 PM
[insert ass-sailing zoomie gay for sailing etc and so forth joke here]
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Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 06:43:12 PM
*Insert Capt Obvious pic here*

Heh ...

I <3 j00, mang!
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Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 06:46:55 PM
[insert ass-sailing zoomie gay for sailing etc and so forth joke here]

Like you, I consider that an exit, not an entrance. But I do find the proclivities of the other sodomites here quite hilarious.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 05, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
I'm not as adverse as I once was, but the logistics just seem difficult.
Title: Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA
Post by: Thrash on May 05, 2009, 06:59:52 PM
Wait, yours ...
... or hers?
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Post by: Zoomie on May 05, 2009, 07:01:11 PM
To quote Howard, "Why not just shove your cock in a dumpster?"
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Post by: taiko on May 05, 2009, 10:22:05 PM
I've been known to beat off non-assailants too.
Stories are just stories, though.
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Post by: Lothar on May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM
I've done it a couple of times, and I have to say the lack of consequences(crotch spawn) is nice.

One time we did anal and showered after, and she blew me right after the shower.

That was nice.
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Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
i totally don't understand this thread.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 06, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Welcome to my world.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex.
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Post by: mosh on May 06, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's penis.
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Post by: mosh on May 06, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.
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Post by: underclass on May 06, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.
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Post by: bagman on May 07, 2009, 02:32:01 AM
Rubber guys, rubber.
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Post by: kc on May 08, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
the majorettes at my high school were super sexy, half naked and had some freaky hot rhythm skills with their big twirling phalli.....mmmmm....high school locker rooms....


still not as good as the women's swim team in college, though. *sigh*


i need a woman. it's been a while. it'll probably be a lot longer.