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Quote from: underclass
The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.


HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA(Read 9300 times)
Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #30 on: May 06, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Welcome to my world.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #31 on: May 06, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #32 on: May 06, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #33 on: May 06, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's penis.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #34 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #35 on: May 06, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #36 on: May 07, 2009, 02:32:01 AM
Rubber guys, rubber.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #37 on: May 08, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
the majorettes at my high school were super sexy, half naked and had some freaky hot rhythm skills with their big twirling phalli.....mmmmm....high school locker rooms....


still not as good as the women's swim team in college, though. *sigh*


i need a woman. it's been a while. it'll probably be a lot longer.