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Quote from: Thrash
Meanwhile, here's a little something about giraffes;
If you're having a great time, you're having a hoot, if it's a really, really good time it's possible that you can have two hoots, or, a duahoot ... Most of the time the most you'll get after a hoot is a hoot and a half, which, most should know, is called a "giraffe", so, if you're slightly beyond a hoot, yet not quite to a duahoot, you, my friend, are a giraffe!
... it makes sense, right?


HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA(Read 12404 times)
Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #30 on: May 06, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Welcome to my world.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #31 on: May 06, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #32 on: May 06, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #33 on: May 06, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's penis.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #34 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #35 on: May 06, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #36 on: May 07, 2009, 02:32:01 AM
Rubber guys, rubber.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #37 on: May 08, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
the majorettes at my high school were super sexy, half naked and had some freaky hot rhythm skills with their big twirling phalli.....mmmmm....high school locker rooms....


still not as good as the women's swim team in college, though. *sigh*


i need a woman. it's been a while. it'll probably be a lot longer.