if you really wanna impress someone... write their full name on the side of the police station
Short story is this wanna be gangsta rapper dude got involved in some super bad stuff with a bunch of gang members, and now he's ratting ALL of them out to get a lesser sentence.... And since he has VERY recognizable tattoos and rainbow hair, witness protection isn't an option.He's dead.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!