If at first I don't succeed, I start digging through my humongous stalker photo cache.
Short story is this wanna be gangsta rapper dude got involved in some super bad stuff with a bunch of gang members, and now he's ratting ALL of them out to get a lesser sentence.... And since he has VERY recognizable tattoos and rainbow hair, witness protection isn't an option.He's dead.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!