My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours. I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.
Short story is this wanna be gangsta rapper dude got involved in some super bad stuff with a bunch of gang members, and now he's ratting ALL of them out to get a lesser sentence.... And since he has VERY recognizable tattoos and rainbow hair, witness protection isn't an option.He's dead.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!