thanks for clearing it up

That could be a picture of anyone off of anyone's computer from anywhere.

Oh it most certainly could.

It could also have been taken with my Canon Digital Rebel, at Wild Basin Preserve today.

Check this crazy cactus out too -- we were wondering if it the holes in it were naturally eaten out by insects or if somebody poked them in it. It's almost too uncanny to be so face-like.



Another random shot I took of the preserve.


I'm glad I took my camera -- I enjoy photography, and need to do more of it. I spent $600 on the fucking camera like two years ago and haven't used it nearly as much as I would like to have.

Yes Kyle. Those two triangular holes, very defined like the eyes of a jack o lantern, occurred naturally. 

$600?  You need to learn how to use your $600 camera, because those photos looks like the were taken with a cell phone.

yeah man, these are over exposed.

unprotected sex is like sex with hitler.




NB: youtube has removed the videos so you'll just have to look at the link on the website.

So this weekend we're going to get her pussy cloned. This'll be fun and amusing. I wonder if the more aroused you are and the more stimulated your clit is the deeper the indention in the molding, and the more pronounced the clit is on the finished product. I would have to go with probably...

Also, I forgot to mention one thing about the other night -- we were talking about fetishes again, and I could tell she wasn't giving up some dark fantasy that she had during the discussion. Finally after a big of tug-of-war I toppled her over. She said she used to have big time rape fantasies. She said I should buy a fake gun. I got really serious (mind you this discussion is at the restaurant we were at, but you also know my thoughts on exhibitionism) and said "Get on the bed and spreading your fucking legs or I'm going to kill you." Hahaha she thought it was awesome.

Who knows... but in all seriousness I think I would feel like even more of a weirdo than I already feel like, if I pretended to rape her.

what

It is very common.

That's some greasy hair.

That's some greasy hair.

I wondered about the hair, but then I figured maybe I was just a little inexperienced with hair/white girls.

Oh you know, she doesn't shower often. I like the oily, smelly ones.

~100 degree weather, hiking down to the bottom of that basin and back up, tends to cause some sweaty/greasyness.

Hey man, you don't need to explain yourself or your woman to me. Chill, Winston.

Yes we don't care what your next communicable disease will be...

We only know it will happen and wait with great abandon for the announcement.

I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."

The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.

Hahahaha!

qtbx

How come all the shit talking people do to me is in the quotebox?  I need to do something about this.

I've rather had enough of seeing my own words up there. I feel like my personality split, and a tiny piece of it wandered off and is now instant messaging me from a homeless shelter in Kansas City.

I've rather had enough of seeing my own words up there. I feel like my personality split, and a tiny piece of it wandered off and is now instant messaging me from a homeless shelter in Kansas City.

quotebox!

just kidding.

Just kidding!
Judy Grimes; Travel update.

So this weekend we're going to get her pussy cloned. This'll be fun and amusing. I wonder if the more aroused you are and the more stimulated your clit is the deeper the indention in the molding, and the more pronounced the clit is on the finished product. I would have to go with probably...

Also, I forgot to mention one thing about the other night -- we were talking about fetishes again, and I could tell she wasn't giving up some dark fantasy that she had during the discussion. Finally after a big of tug-of-war I toppled her over. She said she used to have big time rape fantasies. She said I should buy a fake gun. I got really serious (mind you this discussion is at the restaurant we were at, but you also know my thoughts on exhibitionism) and said "Get on the bed and spreading your fucking legs or I'm going to kill you." Hahaha she thought it was awesome.

Who knows... but in all seriousness I think I would feel like even more of a weirdo than I already feel like, if I pretended to rape her.

Rape night was a success!

No cloned pussy yet. I forgot to ask her to bring it over last night. We had a great time yesterday, and last night.

She got her results back from the STD tests and everything is negative. Sweet! As I said in another thread my Molloscum has been gone a little over two weeks, and all I have left are a few (4) red spots/scars from where I tore the things off.

Last night we came back to my place and had a lot of fun. She fucked herself with my cloned cock while I masturbated. The smile on her face was priceless... she said she loves seeing guys jerk off. When I blew my load, it was a fucking geyser and covered her chest. She was like "WOW that was a lot of cum!"

Also, we figured out that fucking herself with the rubber cock isn't easy. It has to be well lubed up to work - I guess the rubber against skin is not too condusive.
 

Now to a DP with yourselves ...

This just gets grosser and grosser.

Yeah ...
I can't wait to see what's next ...

Hearing about Kyle's sex life in the early stages while he was still confused about "where the hole was", was funny.  Now it's gotten dull.  I don't care that his ugly girlfriend can't get wet enough to take his fake cock.  Cheeseburgers not giving you enough energy to keep that stamina up Kyle?  You have to get her to have sex with your cock double?

No, I'm trying to be responsible about my medical problem. I haven't had a bump in a little over two weeks, but I want to make absolutely sure that it's gone. I don't want to ping-pong this shit back-and-forth to each other. So I'm waiting another two weeks, until October before we fuck. So for now, she's getting the next-best-thing and that is my cock stunt double.

FYI - she's A+ hot and definitely hotter than you, Sasha. Of course you guys will get to see her pretty cloned pussy shortly.

Also,

*Rubbing hands together*

Guys, I wasn't even going to throw this out there until the time is right, but I am working on something that is going to blow the pictures of my cloned-cock, and then my real-cock with "love homeless-joe" written on it, out of the water.

What I have planned will be talked about for the rest of your lives. Oh man. You all will just have to remain wet with anticipation until the time is right.

Still working on this.

FYI - she's A+ hot and definitely hotter than you, Sasha.

prove it