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There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.
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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.


Boobs on n00bs(Read 4701 times)
Boobs on n00bs on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
OK, Resso, Rat, let's see the bitchtits.

(work with me, guys. I'm starting at the bottom and will work us up to some Geek jugs. If everyone else shows theirs, she can't say no, right?)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 07:58:08 PM
Think again, old man. Isn't my buttcrack enough?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I DID almost drop a butterknife down it Saturday afternoon...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 08:01:23 PM


well, now Ive ruined this thread.

Sorry  :-[



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
You are a SMELLY pirate hooker.

Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 08:04:11 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
youre welcome



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 12:43:06 AM
Woah.  I am just woah.



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Everybody knows you're supposed to use a spoon. That way when you bust your nut...
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:17:45 AM by bagman »



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
So you can spoon feed her from your pierced with a sword cock?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:46:37 AM
That just made my cock hurt.