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Quote from: Doormouse
I keep finding LEGOs on the street as I walk to school. I always pick them up and then add them to a growing sculpture when I get home. I have some 15 or 20 pieces by now. My friends always feel obliged to remind me that picking shit off the street is unhealthy. Fuck that noise. If I see a LEGO, it's going in my pocket. My only fear is if the muggers figure me out and make a line of them leading into a side alley.


Boobs on n00bs(Read 4700 times)
Boobs on n00bs on: August 17, 2009, 07:57:05 PM
OK, Resso, Rat, let's see the bitchtits.

(work with me, guys. I'm starting at the bottom and will work us up to some Geek jugs. If everyone else shows theirs, she can't say no, right?)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 07:58:08 PM
Think again, old man. Isn't my buttcrack enough?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I DID almost drop a butterknife down it Saturday afternoon...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 08:01:23 PM


well, now Ive ruined this thread.

Sorry  :-[



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
You are a SMELLY pirate hooker.

Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 08:04:11 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
youre welcome



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 12:43:06 AM
Woah.  I am just woah.



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
Everybody knows you're supposed to use a spoon. That way when you bust your nut...
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 01:17:45 AM by bagman »



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
So you can spoon feed her from your pierced with a sword cock?



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Boobs on n00bs Reply #11 on: August 22, 2009, 07:46:37 AM
That just made my cock hurt.