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Ever put or had anything put into your urethra?(Read 5044 times)
Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? on: August 18, 2009, 01:05:19 AM
Well? Have you?

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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 01:18:34 AM
* turns off pictures
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 01:30:14 AM
I've put things into my vagina but never into my urethra. 



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 01:37:24 AM
A midget girl fisted my urethra. To the elbow. True story.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 01:51:21 AM
i've put something ~ a catheter ~ into other folks urethra's, and had them put into mine, but i've never cath'ed myself.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 09:51:25 AM
^ gah-ross

i'm sure most of the guys here are too vanilla to do anything like that, trix. and in this case, i see nothing wrong with vanilla.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
Ah, true. Maybe I should start a thread called, "ever had sex in the missionary position?"

edit: girls can also do urethral insertion/ fucking. i'd never do it b/c that sounds extremely painful and i'm prone to UTIs.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2009, 11:10:39 AM by tricky »
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 11:11:28 AM
I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 12:03:06 PM
I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 12:06:06 PM
I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.

I've had that done to me. It was quite unsexy.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 12:25:13 PM
I like to make the hole look like it's talking to me!



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 01:43:16 PM
What does it say? I want to inspect your uvula?
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #12 on: August 18, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 08:02:52 PM
Liquid soap.

Shockingly, it stings a little.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
I've stuck the tip of my tongue in a penis peehole. Would do again.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #15 on: August 19, 2009, 01:51:39 AM
I've done all of these things, thrice.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #16 on: August 19, 2009, 04:14:13 PM
Thank you.
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 07:45:13 AM
I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.

Had that done myself. You think they would be gentle taking that thing out, camera and all... Nope. They just grab a hold of my cock and winch that thing right out. Air pockets in your cock, hurt like hell. But it does keep the cock engorged for a day or so.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 01:55:18 PM
I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.

Those days are fun. Almost as much as the poop noodle.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
And another 5 yards for oversharing.
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
as much as i dislike any sort of bathroom talk, the term 'poop noodle' has piqued my interest somewhat... i'm sure i'll regret mentioning this fact.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 03:31:48 PM
ugh so gross.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #24 on: August 22, 2009, 03:44:52 PM
Hey, shit happens.



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #25 on: August 22, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
I knew that by another name, I just can't remember what it is ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 06:35:17 PM
According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf
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Re: Ever put or had anything put into your urethra? Reply #27 on: August 26, 2009, 10:26:51 PM
According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf

And ruin the sentimental moment of moving the penis from the vagina to the ass?

What about the romance involved?