Well? Have you?

(And yes, this was inspired by that picture of the butter knife in a cock.)

* turns off pictures

I've put things into my vagina but never into my urethra. 

A midget girl fisted my urethra. To the elbow. True story.

i've put something ~ a catheter ~ into other folks urethra's, and had them put into mine, but i've never cath'ed myself.

^ gah-ross

i'm sure most of the guys here are too vanilla to do anything like that, trix. and in this case, i see nothing wrong with vanilla.

Ah, true. Maybe I should start a thread called, "ever had sex in the missionary position?"

edit: girls can also do urethral insertion/ fucking. i'd never do it b/c that sounds extremely painful and i'm prone to UTIs.

I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.

I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.

I had a woman try to put her tongue in my urethra.

I've had that done to me. It was quite unsexy.

I like to make the hole look like it's talking to me!

What does it say? I want to inspect your uvula?

http://amazingty.com

Liquid soap.

Shockingly, it stings a little.

I've stuck the tip of my tongue in a penis peehole. Would do again.

I've done all of these things, thrice.

Thank you.

I had my bladder scoped - twice. This thing goes backward into your pee pipe.
So painful! Then they put water into your bladder (cold) and you pee it out (cold) Strange, and then you burn when you pee for three days.

HATE.

Had that done myself. You think they would be gentle taking that thing out, camera and all... Nope. They just grab a hold of my cock and winch that thing right out. Air pockets in your cock, hurt like hell. But it does keep the cock engorged for a day or so.

I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.

I just had the most painful experience this morning. I masturbated last night, and I guess some of the semen dried in my urethra and stuck it together, so when I got up and went to piss I could feel the piss filling up my dick but nothing was coming out. It happened so quickly I couldn't stop the flow and OH MY GOD it fucking still stings. After a couple of seconds the pressure blew open my urethra, and I had to clean urine off my floor and toilet because it sprayed out.

WTF. Great day.

Those days are fun. Almost as much as the poop noodle.

And another 5 yards for oversharing.

as much as i dislike any sort of bathroom talk, the term 'poop noodle' has piqued my interest somewhat... i'm sure i'll regret mentioning this fact.

According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

ugh so gross.

Hey, shit happens.

I knew that by another name, I just can't remember what it is ....

According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf

According to Urban Dictionary it's when you pee out a feces noodle, after having done somebody in the ass the previous night and getting poop up your peehole.

This is yet another reason to use condoms. barf

And ruin the sentimental moment of moving the penis from the vagina to the ass?

What about the romance involved?