Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?

This is a burn picture, but just for the record if this is what you guys are planning on doing then I'm totally there.

PS: I think the Chinese had rockets 1500 years ago and even used them as weapons.

I'm actually thinking Dixon Magina is Eddo... but no talk of anus.

Ok that blows my theory.

sail

SS Manfrog

I get seasick. Hmm. I don't know if it'd be a problem on a sailboat though... but everytime I've been deep sea fishing I was miserable.

This is just a slow flowing river. I mean yeah, eitje got seasick, but he's a big (and I mean tall, of course) pussy from the middle of Texas. He probably pukes at the sight of a bathtub...

You're not going to confirm OR deny naked chicks painted red with torches?

No I'm not going to acknowledge you or your silly and incorrect ideas of what happens at our gatherings.

And everyone knows that Celts paint themselves blue, not red.

Dude, that shit is bad ass.

Are you seriously telling me that if there was a SCA cabal that did shit like that picture above you wouldn't totally be there?

I'm not saying your thing doesn't sound like fun, wreckless drunken sailboating is certainly something I'd like to take a part in but jesus christ man, drunken naked Celtic bitches.

And everyone knows that Celts paint themselves blue, not red.

I thought it was green.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of drunken naked Celtic bitches.

PS- Yeah, Pennsic rocks.

I thought it was green.

Green is for Welsh fags.

I clearly need to line up my next corporate-waste-of-company-profit trip with one of these festivals of awesomeness.

Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.

Man, Mel Gibson could so totally get laid at Pennsic.

Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.

I'm fairly certain she needs no reason and little prompting...

i hate you guys.

Oh yeah. Leah's totally making fun of me for wanting to go to Pennsic.

I'm fairly certain she needs no reason and little prompting...

Ha ha.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: So, you know that Pennsic thing that Zoomie goes to?
Her: Uh, yeah. It's like this giant orgy for fat people.
Me: Why would  you say that?
Her: Because I knew a bunch of poeple who would always go to it and they were all huge fatties that would have orgies there. You don't want to go to that do you! Ha ha! You are such a nerd!

Did Celts from 1500 years ago have rockets?

This is a burn picture, but just for the record if this is what you guys are planning on doing then I'm totally there.

PS: I think the Chinese had rockets 1500 years ago and even used them as weapons.

That picture is from the Edinbourgh's Beltane festival. Apparently thousands attend.

I know where I'm going some day.

Beltaine is different. It's the festival of fertiliy after all. Naked jumping over a bonfire is fun.

But yeah, there are some fatties at Pennsic.

better watch out, krnsa. i thought we figured out that your dick shoots out liquid heroin, thus making all the bitches addicted... you want all those hoes clawing at you?

Count Detroit and I out of this one, we have to work that day, sadly!

You might miss a surprise guest...

there are no 'costumes' involved. it's just a different style of clothing, called garb. it's not like we're wearing masks and crap from walmart. i will have made most of the garb we'll be lending out. it's totally comfortable stuff--loose tunics and gowns. i like it better than regular clothes for the comfort factor. krsna, we're going to get you to come to one of these things one of these days. and you'd love pennsic---yeah there are some huge people there, but not many down in the bog, where we are. it's too far for their fat asses to walk to the vending. pennsic=week or more of nighttime drunkenness and daytime lounging in hammocks. how is that not fun???

zoomie, its no surprise that Thrash won't show.

OK.

This is just a slow flowing river. I mean yeah, eitje got seasick, but he's a big (and I mean tall, of course) pussy from the middle of Texas. He probably pukes at the sight of a bathtub...

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened there.  I think it was too much sun, actually, not the boat.

Of course, there's really only one way to test that theory.

Count Detroit and I out of this one, we have to work that day, sadly!

OH MAN, I HOPE NO ONE ELSE THAT I'VE GIVEN FREE SHIT TO DECIDES TO FLAKE OUT.

zoomie, its no surprise that Thrash won't show.

Always calling me out ...

Its a national passtime... like baseball and crack whores...

Isn't it cute when I say something and everyone thinks it's about Dave. It wasn't.

Did you say something about Dave?