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I have only kicked one person out of my life. And the motherfucker thinks he can still use my mail box.
Everything that comes for him is either ripped in half or goes straight into the garbage.
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I suggest shaking your cane harder at him in order to stop him from using your mail box.


MOVED: MY BOWELS(Read 2854 times)
MOVED: MY BOWELS on: August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
I just pooped.



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 10:38:13 AM
Well duh, it's 10:30.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:48:46 AM
Fascist.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
I'm sure everyone appreciates getting paid to shit.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 01:36:14 PM
not you, though, unless you and your mom have some deal worked out that we don't know about.



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:39:49 PM
My mom?  I don't do business with her.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 02:23:47 PM
You don't do business with anyone except the corner pharmacy and the guy who stands in front of it.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 02:39:39 PM
Not accurate.....though he does get a substantial ratio of my business.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 02:49:31 PM
Truth is represented my a majority percentage of the facts.  So it's accurate enough.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
I just pooped.

Do you have documentary evidence of this?



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 08:57:13 PM
You can find that shit (oh look, a pun) all over the interwebs, Mosh.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:38 PM
I prefer to take a crap later in the day.  I lose all confidence walking around with a tainted bunghole.  If I must go in the morning, I make sure it's before I shower.



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM
Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

I am a pro at wiping.



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:08:21 PM
Mysophobia it is.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
Nah, mostly just OCD.



Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:17:13 PM
Mysophobia is a very common symptom of OCD.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon