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MOVED: MY BOWELS on: August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM

I just pooped.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 10:38:13 AM

Well duh, it's 10:30.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:48:46 AM

Fascist.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 01:26:40 PM

I'm sure everyone appreciates getting paid to shit.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 01:36:14 PM

not you, though, unless you and your mom have some deal worked out that we don't know about.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 01:39:49 PM

My mom? I don't do business with her.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 02:23:47 PM

You don't do business with anyone except the corner pharmacy and the guy who stands in front of it.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 02:39:39 PM

Not accurate.....though he does get a substantial ratio of my business.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 02:49:31 PM

Truth is represented my a majority percentage of the facts. So it's accurate enough.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 08:13:19 PM

Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 28, 2009, 10:28:17 AM

I just pooped.

Do you have documentary evidence of this?

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 08:57:13 PM

You can find that shit (oh look, a pun) all over the interwebs, Mosh.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 08:59:38 PM

I prefer to take a crap later in the day. I lose all confidence walking around with a tainted bunghole. If I must go in the morning, I make sure it's before I shower.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM

Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 09:07:09 PM

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on August 28, 2009, 09:03:44 PM

Is that just because you're a germ freak or you're bad at wiping?

I am a pro at wiping.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 09:08:21 PM

Mysophobia it is.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 09:11:40 PM

Nah, mostly just OCD.

Re: MOVED: MY BOWELS Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 09:17:13 PM

Mysophobia is a very common symptom of OCD.