I need some new sunnies. My Ray Bans broke and I aint skilled in the art of silver soldering. So I have to shell out for new ones.

Not being fashion forward, I havent got a clue about this stuff. Any recommendations?

Rapist mirror shades will not be considered.

And yes, I'm aware of the frivolous nature of this thread, so please keep the asshattery to yourselves.

Being the outdoorsman that I am I wear Julbo Sherpas. They're affordable, functional and durable. Also they were in style in the early 80s and again when Stargate SG-1 was in full swing. But mostly the affordable, functional and durable thing.

Do you wear your sunglasses at night?

I wear my sunglasses in bed...

You're likely to crush them in your sleep that way.

I wear sunglasses like these:



I like guys who wear the plain black Ray Bans:

Wayfarers are so Don Henley in 1989.

Yeah, I saw a deadhead sticker on a caddilac too...

Youse in the wrong hemisphere to be rockin' the boys of summer...

Cant stand that song...

You can't beat a 1989 classic.

I want to see a white shirt, black hat, black sunglasses and a black tie

I'd rather have sunnies like these dudes...



The threads are sharp too...

I used to always buy Oakleys, but they've pretty much moved to just putting out shitty fashion frames.

I've since bought from Spy & Smith Optics.  My preference is Smith because I've found they fit the shape of my face + my fat head better.

I bought a $4.00 pair with silver dragons on the earpieces at a gas station on the interstate.

What does that say?

ctrl and +

black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah
the boy's a time bomb

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I really like Ray-Bans. They're good quality for not ridiculous money. And they make lots of different wire-framed shades, which I prefer cuz plastic frames make my eyes sweat.

and?

I used to always buy Oakleys, but they've pretty much moved to just putting out shitty fashion frames.

Since they got took over by Luxotica, Oakleys are now uglier and more expensive than ever.

I've liked a lot of smith frames on guys. electrics are pretty hot right now (my favorite pair, pictured in photo of me in brown tanktop with guy in red shirt) but a lot of the men's styles are too big for lots of guys to pull off without looking like elton john. sexy surfers tend to do well by them.

Mosh, screw his eyewearz, you need his WARDROBE!

Dude, didnt you see the zoot suits above?

FUCKIN' ZOOT SUITS!

Anyways, Disney MUST DIE!

But you're already vaguely shaped like that outfit. It really suits you (pun intended).

I wear sunglasses like these:

Which celebrity was responsible for behemoth sunglasses being in vogue? They look good on one in every five women, maybe

i've been told i am able to pull off huge sunglasses. these people are correct.

I hate sungless. one out of every million pairs that I try on look decent on me.

i'm pretty lucky with both glasses and hats.

But you're already vaguely shaped like that outfit. It really suits you (pun intended).

I lent it to Elton John

And I believe you.