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oh, jesus. you know when you read something that isn't really THAT funny but for some reason, at that moment, it really strikes you? yeah, that just happened.


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Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #210 on: September 17, 2009, 05:46:36 PM
No no, ive got my actual page too. I tried to add you as a friend but youve got to accept it. check in your invites box



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #211 on: September 17, 2009, 06:29:27 PM
add me and then make creepy old man comments and I will tell everyone you are my uncle steve

can i do this too?
only i'll be the creepy girl stevette.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #212 on: September 17, 2009, 09:00:20 PM
Done and done.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #213 on: September 17, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
The only l-g person I have on my friends list is Tulip.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #214 on: September 17, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
I thought Tulip was a myth.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #215 on: September 17, 2009, 09:51:03 PM
She is a myth. And she has wings and a horn in the middle of her forehead and diamonds fall out of her vag.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #216 on: September 17, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
She is a myth. And she has wings and a horn in the middle of her forehead and diamonds fall out of her vag.

Now, those are kegels... Compressing coal into diamonds... Now, that's got to be a swell fit for any cock. Even yours.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #217 on: September 17, 2009, 09:59:40 PM
I'm sayin.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #218 on: September 17, 2009, 10:01:40 PM
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diamonds fall out of her vag.
you raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #219 on: September 17, 2009, 10:39:59 PM
 One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #220 on: September 17, 2009, 10:42:08 PM
OK now I really hate you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #221 on: September 18, 2009, 03:14:33 AM
One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.

OMG lol.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #222 on: September 18, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.

Quoteboxed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #223 on: September 19, 2009, 07:50:19 AM
Let's not even mention the liquid gold you had me ejaculate.

That's what you get for fucking around with someone who's "secretly rich".



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #224 on: September 19, 2009, 09:10:50 AM
There's gold in them folds!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #225 on: September 19, 2009, 10:17:45 AM
Valleys, if you will
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #226 on: September 19, 2009, 05:37:00 PM
I wish I could quotebox all of page 8 ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #227 on: September 20, 2009, 03:51:31 PM
do you have AIDS?
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:51:35 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #228 on: September 20, 2009, 04:06:29 PM
i dont get why its funny.
Quote

Shocker.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #229 on: September 20, 2009, 04:07:49 PM
i'll shock your mother.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:51:55 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #230 on: September 21, 2009, 12:07:15 AM
 8)
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:52:05 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #231 on: September 21, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
So, no more new piece-a-dick?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #232 on: September 21, 2009, 12:25:57 AM
Bugger.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #233 on: September 21, 2009, 12:27:11 AM
I wonder what her "conversation" entailed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #234 on: September 21, 2009, 03:35:13 AM
Uhh, care to elaborate tricky?



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #235 on: September 21, 2009, 05:52:52 AM
She never elaborates, she SUCKS.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #236 on: September 21, 2009, 07:20:15 AM
i would love to shart on you all.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:52:46 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #237 on: September 21, 2009, 09:57:27 AM
i really would
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:53:02 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #238 on: September 21, 2009, 10:19:21 AM
you have done an excellent job of getting this thread back on topic, tricky.  :)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Difference between a fuck buddy and a potential relationship? Reply #239 on: September 21, 2009, 12:27:18 PM
I'll pet your head tricky, don't worry.

*pets your head*
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