One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
You aren't sick, so don't hang out with someone who could fuck that all up for you.
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Harry Potter book on her bed.
Hahaha good spotting!