Oh, man. Nick. Please let Wendy come to visit you. This will be like Weekend at Bernie's, because someone will end up dead.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
What clued you in? Was it his lack of being able to coherently follow two simple sentences?
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!