When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
What clued you in? Was it his lack of being able to coherently follow two simple sentences?
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!