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facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


really confused...(Read 3578 times)
really confused... on: September 24, 2009, 12:24:21 PM
snorted off of my job application...


xD


is that bad?



Re: really confused... Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 12:25:59 PM
Hahaha, nice.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 12:43:14 PM
i feel accomplished



Re: really confused... Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
I also share your confusion. I just had a half-bottle of dayquil. The world is very bright and well-defined.



Re: really confused... Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
Dayquil is surprisingly interesting.  It really makes your whole body feel better.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 03:24:20 PM
hahahahha im pretty sure dayquil has acetaminophen in it.


swiss cheese liver!



Re: really confused... Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 03:48:50 PM
Yeah, drinking Dayquil like one would drink Robo Max will probably result in a funeral and Darwin smiling down at us.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 04:46:32 PM
hahahahaha nicely said.