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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


really confused...(Read 3577 times)
really confused... on: September 24, 2009, 12:24:21 PM
snorted off of my job application...


xD


is that bad?



Re: really confused... Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 12:25:59 PM
Hahaha, nice.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 12:43:14 PM
i feel accomplished



Re: really confused... Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
I also share your confusion. I just had a half-bottle of dayquil. The world is very bright and well-defined.



Re: really confused... Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
Dayquil is surprisingly interesting.  It really makes your whole body feel better.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 03:24:20 PM
hahahahha im pretty sure dayquil has acetaminophen in it.


swiss cheese liver!



Re: really confused... Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 03:48:50 PM
Yeah, drinking Dayquil like one would drink Robo Max will probably result in a funeral and Darwin smiling down at us.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: really confused... Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 04:46:32 PM
hahahahaha nicely said.