Get it while it's pecking

Get it while it's pecker

My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

Yeah, and what about "party fowl" for that matter?

No, wait.

Do all married guys think about getting laid by someone other than their wives?

Men think about getting laid by every woman, married, dating, or single.

every.second.of.the.day.

Especially while we're driving.

I think about sex with every guy who is semi attractive too, all the time, regardless if I am with someone or not.... so I guess I can't hold it against anyone married or not.

Thinking and doing are different. Thinking doesn't hurt anyone.

What we think about we do.  What we do we become. -Buddha

I am a playa under Buddha's benevolent gaze.

W3rd.

when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me

I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.

Get out of Kyle's head.

"Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu."

My reverend friends says that in pre-marriage councilling ...

My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker

seems to be several centuries apart.

when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me

That church was dumb, looking at another man's bitch is coveting, a sin already defined in the commandments seperately from adultery. Those niggas wuz tryin 2 play you out wit some double jeapordy ballshit.

I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.

Holy crap... Are you looking in my brain dude?

My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker

seems to be several centuries apart.

My inner lazy fuck thanks you!