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who wants to pet my cock? on: September 29, 2009, 09:42:06 AM
Get it while it's pecking

« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 09:42:51 AM by underclass »
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 09:44:54 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 11:19:45 AM
Yeah, and what about "party fowl" for that matter?

No, wait.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 11:21:25 AM by Doormouse »
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 06:09:11 PM
Do all married guys think about getting laid by someone other than their wives?
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
Men think about getting laid by every woman, married, dating, or single.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
every.second.of.the.day.

Especially while we're driving.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
I think about sex with every guy who is semi attractive too, all the time, regardless if I am with someone or not.... so I guess I can't hold it against anyone married or not.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 08:37:49 PM
Thinking and doing are different. Thinking doesn't hurt anyone.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 08:50:18 PM
What we think about we do.  What we do we become. -Buddha
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
I am a playa under Buddha's benevolent gaze.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 09:00:45 PM
W3rd.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 09:45:52 PM
Get out of Kyle's head.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 05:05:24 AM
"Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu."

My reverend friends says that in pre-marriage councilling ...
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker

seems to be several centuries apart.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on September 29, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
when I heard a sermon about how even looking at another man's bitch is adultery, that's when I knew Christianity wasn't for me

That church was dumb, looking at another man's bitch is coveting, a sin already defined in the commandments seperately from adultery. Those niggas wuz tryin 2 play you out wit some double jeapordy ballshit.
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 02:45:15 PM
Quote from: Libertine on September 29, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
I like to visually rape every girl I come across walking around campus trying to cross reference her face and other body parts with any equivalent craigslists personals posting in my daily stack of briefings.

Holy crap... Are you looking in my brain dude?
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Re: who wants to pet my cock? Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
Quote from: eitje on September 30, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on September 29, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
My inner etymologist is now curious if there's any connection between "cock" and "pecker" as slang terms for dick.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cock
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pecker

seems to be several centuries apart.

My inner lazy fuck thanks you!
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