Just got punched in the head a few times outside my local.

I will have the security cam of my cowering on the doorway stairs, like a little bitch, mid week.

edit: Maybe this should be in Entertainment.

I can't wait to see this.

hey, that's no good.

was it someone you know, or just random violence?

Probably a footy hooligan.

If the video is cute and includes a fuzzy bunny, post it in the Cute Explosion thread.

You can always edit that shit in later.

Nobody I know.

I went for a walk due to not feeling slighty ill. Was walking past the pub and out of the corner of my eye I aw three people exit the pub ( one female, 2 males - one still nursing his drink ), one guy pushed the girl, in a way I knew was not friendly.

The one with the drink was trying to talk the other guy down, other guys pushes the girl again. She has head down, totaly submissive. Dickhead guy was really drunk.

At that point I should of poked my head inside and told the barstaff to call the security over and keep an eye on it. However I saw the people inside looking over and talking to themselves and talking to others AND i saw the look on the bar staffs face. I knew they knew something was up, so I stayed outside and about 7 metres from the situation.

The girl walked a few metres to a bench and sat down. The dickhead walked over to her and started the verbal abuse. He then grabed her purse/wallet and while walking towards me took all the money out. He then walked back to the girl.

Drink holding guy during all this had tried to and then given up on talking to dickhead and went back inside. People inside pub still watching and looking at eachother with disbelieving expressions.

Dickhead then grabs girls hair and pulls hard.

I shout 'oi' as you do.

Dickhead then gets up and comes towards me asking, as dickheads do, 'What's your problem ?'.

I let him get too close and he got me a rather good one. he then walks off past the girl and out of my sight.

I then go into the pub and ask where the security is. I think the blood I was dripping on the floor got the barstaffs attention.

Girl was alone outside. I saw guy return and nobody was outside.

I went back outside, as you do. ( I knew from the begining I wouldnt stand a chance against the guy but something/body had to distract him. )

He locked onto me again and pushed me into the doorway. ( recessed with 5 normal depth steps going up )

I got turned around and ended up with my back towards him up against the wall in the doorway with him hitting the back and side of my head for about 10 seconds. The he started pulling at my shirt. The back of the shirt ripped off totaly turn me slighty so he had a clear shot at my face again, which he took advantage of.

He then left.

I went inside.

Security guy showed up 10 mins later. The longest it takes to walk from any point in the complex (two bars, gamming, tab (you call them off track betting thingys ) restaurant and liquor store )) is about 90 seconds.

Cops showed up about 5 mins ater that.

Sounds like a fun night.  I'll be sure not to yell "Oi" at any drunken douchebags in the future.

This is why I haven't been anywhere unarmed since about 1980. And I don't intend to be, hence I never fly or take buses or trains. There are too many dickheads in the world who think they can just fuck you up and walk away.

Oh please, and if one of those dickheads had the same view as you?

I would like to add.

Dickhead walked off towards the brand new 14 million dollar police station ( only 100metres away )....that is right next to the courthouse.

Pigs got him.

Wow, Im really sorry that happened, but right on for you helping that girl out. I hope she leaves the asshole, but its more likely that she wont.

 Where I live, fists were fine and I was never "jumped" or "attacked", especially by men. Fist fights happened when someone ran their mouth and one of got physical...

Different story when it came to my North Philly college days. 18-24 males sure loved trying to rob or intimidate me. My problem is I'll ouff out my chest and run my mouth no matter how scared I am, or unarmed. No one could accuse me of being a "scared white bitch" (Broad Street Line, circa 2001) at least on the outside.

so I got a tazer and dared anyone to come at me when the shit started flying. Then i got older and said fuck this noise, and got a car.

Oh please, and if one of those dickheads had the same view as you?

Then we get to see if my knife fighting skills are rusty after all these years. Slash, slash, roundhouse...

Problem with drunk dickheads is their brains came out of a bottle. They aren't prepared for these things. I drink at home where the only drunk dickhead I need worry about is ME.

Problem with drunk dickheads is their brains came out of a bottle

...and their real personality comes out from within.

 You may not have come out of that on top, but at least you had the balls to do something. Good show, old chap, etc.


PS- The Geek is a ninja in her compact?

You may not have come out of that on top, but at least you had the balls to do something.

Seriously. What a prick, glad you're mostly OK dude.

Yeah, what they said.

Was that in the Valley on Brunswick St?

I am also guilty of running my mouth when in danger.  It doesn't always work out to be good thing, but it usually detours trouble since people don't want to mess with someone they know will fight back.  Being a guy is usually more rough than being a girl, but I have the scars and chipped teeth to prove that a grown man isn't afraid to throw a punch to the face of a girl half his size.

Being a guy is usually more rough than being a girl

Only if you run your mouth. I've never had any trouble with anybody.

I stay out of trouble. If you can shelve your alpha-male things normally turn out OK

 ...if you're okay with being a beta male, I guess. Which is to say, if you're okay with the scumbags being the alphas and having the perpetual initiative.

dude, I live in Japan. People here beat their women away from public view

Was that in the Valley on Brunswick St?

Did I use the word Nigger ?

 I think what you mean to say is that they beat their women behind rice-paper walls everyone just pretends you can't hear or see shadows through.

I stay out of trouble. If you can shelve your alpha-male things normally turn out OK

I think I've just found an advantage to being 280 pounds!

The only guy that's tried to start something with me in years was a dude @ Beauty Bar, the one night I hung around there after Sasha left.

To be an alpha where I live I'd need a gun and that would turn me into a scumbag I'm afraid. There's nothing honorable about guns in these parts.
I say Betas live to screw another day. Fuck it, my ego's not going to get in the way of my heath/life.

There's nothing honourable about guns full stop in my opinion.



I never run my mouth. Even in the few times I've been in situations with the stupid chavs I didn't say anything to them and I know they wouldn't of physically hurt me. I am just too much of a coward.

There's nothing honourable about guns full stop in my opinion.

This is bound to raise eyebrows with some of the righties on the board.

I believe the argument lies: It's not the gun that's honorable it's the person behind the gun who's doing the killing that is honorable. Plus who are you to take away their god-given constitutional rights?
And then the lefties protest that they're really not so cool with killing when you get right down to it. And that the constitution must be read in context with the times.
Then the rights say that if it's a crime to have guns then only the criminals will have guns. And they call the lefts pussies and say the constitution, like the bible, must be read literally.
Then the lefts grumble that they disagree on all counts. Maybe they weakly ask "if guns truly make us safer as a society then why is there a metal detector at the doors of congress?"
Then the rights grumble.

There I just saved us 3 pages of this:

You don't have to run your mouth around here, just giving some of these gang members a sideways glance is all it takes.

I heard a strange noise last night about 4:20a, most of the crop has already been harvested but there are a few plants left.
So I got up and dressed in the dark and you can bet your ass I had a .44 in my hand when I went to investigate.

Turned out to be nothing. One of my outside cats lives in the grow area and he had taken a shortcut to get in.
Which means he jumped off the roof directly onto the washing machine instead of taking his steps down.

I stay out of trouble. If you can shelve your alpha-male things normally turn out OK

I think I've just found an advantage to being 280 pounds!

Likewise!