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« *Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 01:27:05 PM by Libertine* »

Probably the only funny thing I've ever seen linked from Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84487/5-stages-most-relationships.html

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 04:03:31 PM

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You now masturbate more often than you have sex

Uh oh...

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 05:08:32 PM

Sounds like ten years of marriage.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 06:36:16 PM

You're half right...

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 12:27:17 AM

I think when I start a relationship I'm already in stage four.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 12:31:26 AM

I think this must only apply with women too normal for me to even want to date.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 02:41:38 AM

"did you eat your previous partner" is not the most common qualifier

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

I've never so much as even been engaged; I'm still not safe though ....

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 08:40:33 AM

I've been engaged a few times. I'm going to melt down the rings and make a big ring with a few diamonds on it. That way I can marry the person I love most, me.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

How about this; you and I get married and never see each other ...
At this point, it's the most logical thing ...
Pre-nup required though ...

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 06:42:46 PM

If there is a pre-nup, then what's in it for me?

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 07:18:04 PM

You have to fly to FL and give up the balloon knot on his birthday every year.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 08:08:30 PM

That has a $20,000 a year price tag on it.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 08:11:46 PM

Plus the cost of the flight, or is that included?

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #14 on: October 11, 2009, 08:25:27 PM

Better be bleached and airfare inclusive...

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

I ready pay 20k/yr to someone, thanks ...

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 08:41:11 AM

I don't have to get married to have anal. I just think if I was ever to actually get married there should be something I get out of it. We aren't in love so I think cash is an acceptable thing to request.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Again, I already shell out 20k/yr to 3 different people ....
What's one more?

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 03:27:11 AM

Gucci doesn't buy itself!

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 10:26:55 PM

Quote from: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:27:11 AM

Gucci doesn't buy itself!

This is the kind of honesty I can respect.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 08:10:56 AM

There are two kinds of whores: Those who accept cash and those who accept wedding rings.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 08:30:19 AM

I thought she was just a slut, now you're telling me she's a whore

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 07:56:06 PM

I've kissed a whore once. Never fucked her though.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 08:07:47 PM

I shot a whore in Reno, just to watch her die.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 08:27:09 PM

That would be badass if it were true.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #25 on: October 15, 2009, 12:56:26 AM

FAH-Q is too much of a pussy to take the training wheels off of his bike, so I don't think he could ever shoot a whore.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #26 on: October 15, 2009, 01:42:08 AM

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #27 on: October 15, 2009, 01:46:16 AM

aww FAH-Q, no she di-in't!