My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours. I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.
Let's sacrifice Ba'al to Dave.
This is just about the best thread ever. I'm sure Dave will approve!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
even if we didn't make it to dinner on time ...
I got you the perfect gift!