I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.
Let's sacrifice Ba'al to Dave.
This is just about the best thread ever. I'm sure Dave will approve!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
even if we didn't make it to dinner on time ...
I got you the perfect gift!