http://www.fleshjack.com/count-cockula/?link=487291

A Fleshlight With Vampire Fangs (including Teethed up on the inside) for maximum cock stimulation.

Truly a miracle of modern sex toy engineering.

If I ever stop laughing the first thing I'm going to do is fuck it.

It just arrived tonight, FINALLY! And If I ever stop laughing the first thing I'm going to do is did was fuck it. Awesome!

I have a mental picture of that thing and bagman's rubber cock that WILL NOT FUCKING DISAPPEAR

Cocksucker in a can. What will they put in a can next!

WTF some gay goth vampire sex toy?

They did have one on the straight version of the site featuring Masuimi Max in the ad instead of...dudes.

If there's a straight version of the site then why did Chad...

Oh.

Carry on.

Tbh, I didn't even notice all the gay shit on that website, I was distracted by my boyfriend sucking my cock.

It's quite the scene, I'm sure ...

Fag1: "Hey princess!"

Fag2: "Hey lover."

Fag1: "I'm so fucking bored. And gay. Wanna put a brown ring on that cock of yours?'

Fag2: "Oh my god, Lawrence, I thought you'd never ask! Let me put down my needlepoint."

Fag1: "Ok, close your eyes and think about periwinkles, and I'll give you a big surprise!"

Fag2: "Oh this feels so good!"

Fag1: "Surprise! It's the Count Cockula fleshlight jackoff toy!"

Fag2: "My heart is broken. I put Sade on for this?!"

Luke: "Hey princess!"

Kyle: "Hey lover."

Luke: "I'm so fucking bored. And gay. Wanna put a brown ring on that cock of yours?'

Kyle: "Oh my god, Lawrence, I thought you'd never ask! Let me put down my needlepoint."

Luke: "Ok, close your eyes and think about periwinkles, and I'll give you a big surprise!"

Kyle: "Oh this feels so good!"

Luke: "Surprise! It's the Count Cockula fleshlight jackoff toy!"

Kyle: "My heart is broken. I put Sade on for this?!"

hahahaha ....

Or better yet; "I shaved my ass for this?" ...