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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


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THE COUNT COCKULA on: October 26, 2009, 11:05:37 PM
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 02:07:28 AM
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 04:20:53 AM
I have a mental picture of that thing and bagman's rubber cock that WILL NOT FUCKING DISAPPEAR
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 06:43:33 AM
Cocksucker in a can. What will they put in a can next!
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 07:23:26 AM
WTF some gay goth vampire sex toy?
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 08:00:49 AM
They did have one on the straight version of the site featuring Masuimi Max in the ad instead of...dudes.



Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 09:18:37 AM
If there's a straight version of the site then why did Chad...

Oh.

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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 11:04:51 PM
Tbh, I didn't even notice all the gay shit on that website, I was distracted by my boyfriend sucking my cock.
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 07:02:42 PM
It's quite the scene, I'm sure ...
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Re: THE COUNT COCKULA Reply #11 on: November 08, 2009, 01:54:23 PM
hahahaha ....

Or better yet; "I shaved my ass for this?" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')