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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #60 on: November 09, 2009, 12:29:00 AM
so does this mark the end of Zoomie's proud celtic heritage?
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #61 on: November 09, 2009, 12:38:17 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #62 on: November 09, 2009, 06:45:35 AM
My taiko has much less bass...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #63 on: November 11, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
Wait, did someone mention cougars?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #64 on: November 12, 2009, 12:53:02 AM
4 Cougars, please.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #65 on: November 12, 2009, 02:45:18 PM
Would you like fries with that?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #66 on: November 12, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #67 on: November 13, 2009, 12:16:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...

Pumas too!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #68 on: November 13, 2009, 01:10:15 AM
And 27 year old pussy cats from Texas.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #69 on: November 13, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #70 on: November 13, 2009, 02:00:20 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #71 on: November 13, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
They're girls to me...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #72 on: November 13, 2009, 09:28:46 PM
Actually, I didn't know at all she was 40 until she told me ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #73 on: November 13, 2009, 09:39:12 PM
If a woman looks 16 but says she's 26, she's 12.
If a woman looks 26 and says she's 26, she's damn near 40...
-Chris Rock, No Sex In The Champagne Room
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #74 on: November 13, 2009, 10:01:17 PM
Nice ...
It fits in this case, however, she told me she was 40 right when I asked her ...

Oddly enough, she thought I was 26 ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #75 on: November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
she's got bad eyesight, eh?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #76 on: November 13, 2009, 11:39:52 PM
Geek! Burn cream graphic por favor...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #77 on: November 14, 2009, 12:33:31 AM
That was good, yes ...
I await the ointment ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #78 on: November 14, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sakhi on November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
she's got bad eyesight, eh?

Well, not everyone can get laser eye surgery.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #79 on: November 14, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
...and not fly for several months...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

cornbread: ain't nuttin' wrong with that! Reply #80 on: November 14, 2009, 12:06:50 PM
If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick
If a guy has a pierced tongue... he'll probably suck your dick
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #81 on: November 14, 2009, 01:47:40 PM
It is the general rule.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #82 on: November 14, 2009, 02:06:14 PM
Dylan; judgement call?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #83 on: November 14, 2009, 08:27:06 PM
Quote from: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!

Well good old padawan.  If you want to beat me you have to fuck 8 guys in one week.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #84 on: November 15, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
Pfft, he's done that in one sitting...
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #85 on: November 15, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
I've done 3 in one sitting, and I've done, I think, 8 or 9 in a week ...

I'm just getting back to my sluttiness again ...

I go through times of "meh" and times of "let's roll" ....
I'm just coming out of a "meh" time ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #86 on: November 15, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
PMS: Post masturbation syndrome
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #87 on: November 15, 2009, 11:19:12 AM
I have that as well, I'm sure ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #88 on: November 16, 2009, 11:03:34 PM
8 or 9 in one week?  Were they all hot, or were some of them butter faces?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #89 on: November 16, 2009, 11:41:56 PM
Thrash also has a 13" long cock and leaves Jacksonville on the regular.

Love ya cupcake!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

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