so does this mark the end of Zoomie's proud celtic heritage?

My taiko has much less bass...

Wait, did someone mention cougars?

4 Cougars, please.

Would you like fries with that?

Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...

Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...

Pumas too!

And 27 year old pussy cats from Texas.

I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!

40 year old ... girls

Um, no.

They're girls to me...

Actually, I didn't know at all she was 40 until she told me ...

If a woman looks 16 but says she's 26, she's 12.
If a woman looks 26 and says she's 26, she's damn near 40...
-Chris Rock, No Sex In The Champagne Room

Nice ...
It fits in this case, however, she told me she was 40 right when I asked her ...

Oddly enough, she thought I was 26 ...

she's got bad eyesight, eh?

Geek! Burn cream graphic por favor...

That was good, yes ...
I await the ointment ...

she's got bad eyesight, eh?

Well, not everyone can get laser eye surgery.

...and not fly for several months...

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick
If a guy has a pierced tongue... he'll probably suck your dick

It is the general rule.

Dylan; judgement call?

I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!

Well good old padawan.  If you want to beat me you have to fuck 8 guys in one week.

Pfft, he's done that in one sitting...

I've done 3 in one sitting, and I've done, I think, 8 or 9 in a week ...

I'm just getting back to my sluttiness again ...

I go through times of "meh" and times of "let's roll" ....
I'm just coming out of a "meh" time ...

PMS: Post masturbation syndrome

I have that as well, I'm sure ...

8 or 9 in one week?  Were they all hot, or were some of them butter faces?

Thrash also has a 13" long cock and leaves Jacksonville on the regular.

Love ya cupcake!