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Superlative Awards for 2009(Read 8380 times)
Superlative Awards for 2009 on: November 26, 2009, 01:30:50 PM
A year in review of the MOST...



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 01:49:49 PM
Make categories and we'll fill it in ...
I mean, seriously, dude, finish the job ...

I'm in on this ...
Categories, anyone?
I have ideas, however, I'll wait for you fuckups to start the suggestions ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 02:39:21 PM
Best dressed! (because I know I'd win)

Drunkest
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 03:10:10 PM
Most consumption of everything



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 03:24:12 PM
Most pointless clicking.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
"Never click their links"
"Most likely to be molested by ... (bagman or whomever)"
"Most likely to kill major political figures"
"Least likely to leave Jax"

... you know, go nuts
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 09:18:08 PM
I had a few written out but it seems I fat fingered them off my phone. First up, Most likely to suck your dick but not make out with you:



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 10:30:09 PM
Danzig wins that one.  Next Award:  Most likely to win in a fight with Henry Rollins:



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 11:03:12 PM
Verbal Fight: Wendy.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 11:15:58 PM
She'd confuse him to death ...
... or simply make him want to kill himself
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 01:18:27 AM
no way I don't win most drunk
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #11 on: November 27, 2009, 01:55:37 AM
yeah... I'd go with that...

I'd win least sense of direction when hammered, though...



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #12 on: November 27, 2009, 03:25:15 AM
oh yeah, GPS award "99% of the time" goes to Ian
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #13 on: November 27, 2009, 09:07:22 AM
Most likely to have multiple spelling errors: Banal.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #14 on: November 27, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
Most likely to point that out:
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #15 on: November 27, 2009, 09:12:56 AM
Hip, of course.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #16 on: November 27, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
Most likely to stare luridly at you:



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 12:34:38 PM
Luridly? Mosh.

Going back to some of the older ones:
Most consumption of everything: Danzig
Most likely to be molested: Sakhi
Most likely to be molested ...by bagman: tricky (if we discount low-postcount members like CommieTwat, etc)
Least likely to leave Jax: ??? No idea on that one.

Out of curiosity why is this going on more than a month before 2009 has ended?

EDIT (To keep things going):
Best relationship story:
« Last Edit: November 27, 2009, 12:37:38 PM by Doormouse »



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #18 on: November 27, 2009, 01:18:33 PM
Best relationship story:

Sasha vs. Aasim

or

Texas collides headlong into New Jersey: The crushing saga.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 02:05:18 PM
I started compiling my Best Albums of 2009 list for my record labels and promotions contacts and felt inspired.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 08:02:35 PM
Most likely to stare luridly at you:

Luridly? Mosh.

Actually, I'm not sure that would be me.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 08:11:26 PM
Depends on where. In the supermarket, Tru. On a city street, Mosh. On a beach, me.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 08:17:29 PM
If you do look at me that way... I aint going to pour any more buckets of water over you, thats for sure.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #24 on: December 08, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
Yeah, I think that one goes to bagman....



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #25 on: December 09, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
Depends on where. In the supermarket, Tru. On a city street, Mosh. On a beach, me.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #26 on: December 12, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
I'll cheerfully withdraw the nomination. I found the question pretty hard. I was really mostly intent on going back to some of the older ones. I hate questions that remain in limbo.



the bart, the Reply #27 on: December 12, 2009, 07:52:45 PM
cheerfully withdraw

Good call. You really don't wanna spend any more time in this pee-pee soaked heckhole.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #28 on: December 12, 2009, 07:55:21 PM
hahaha!


The bart, the!



Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 08:03:43 PM
(See previous post's subject.)

It's like my version of tiny text. I'm forever "hiding" stuff in the subject field.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.