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Superlative Awards for 2009 on: November 26, 2009, 01:30:50 PM

A year in review of the MOST...

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Make categories and we'll fill it in ...
I mean, seriously, dude, finish the job ...

I'm in on this ...
Categories, anyone?
I have ideas, however, I'll wait for you fuckups to start the suggestions ...

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 02:39:21 PM

Best dressed! (because I know I'd win)

Drunkest

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 03:10:10 PM

Most consumption of everything

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 03:24:12 PM

Most pointless clicking.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

"Never click their links"
"Most likely to be molested by ... (bagman or whomever)"
"Most likely to kill major political figures"
"Least likely to leave Jax"

... you know, go nuts

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 09:18:08 PM

I had a few written out but it seems I fat fingered them off my phone. First up, Most likely to suck your dick but not make out with you:

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 10:30:09 PM

Danzig wins that one. Next Award: Most likely to win in a fight with Henry Rollins:

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 11:03:12 PM

Verbal Fight: Wendy.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

She'd confuse him to death ...
... or simply make him want to kill himself

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 01:18:27 AM

no way I don't win most drunk

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #11 on: November 27, 2009, 01:55:37 AM

yeah... I'd go with that...

I'd win least sense of direction when hammered, though...

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #12 on: November 27, 2009, 03:25:15 AM

oh yeah, GPS award "99% of the time" goes to Ian

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #13 on: November 27, 2009, 09:07:22 AM

Most likely to have multiple spelling errors: Banal.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #14 on: November 27, 2009, 09:11:55 AM

Most likely to point that out:

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #15 on: November 27, 2009, 09:12:56 AM

Hip, of course.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #16 on: November 27, 2009, 11:21:24 AM

Most likely to stare luridly at you:

« *Last Edit: November 27, 2009, 12:37:38 PM by Doormouse* »

Luridly? Mosh.

Going back to some of the older ones:
Most consumption of everything: Danzig
Most likely to be molested: Sakhi
Most likely to be molested ...by bagman: tricky (if we discount low-postcount members like CommieTwat, etc)
Least likely to leave Jax:

No idea on that one.

Out of curiosity why is this going on more than a month before 2009 has ended?

EDIT (To keep things going):
Best relationship story:

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #18 on: November 27, 2009, 01:18:33 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on November 27, 2009, 12:34:38 PM

Best relationship story:

Sasha vs. Aasim

or

Texas collides headlong into New Jersey: The crushing saga.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 02:05:18 PM

I started compiling my Best Albums of 2009 list for my record labels and promotions contacts and felt inspired.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 08:02:35 PM

Quote from: Daddy on November 27, 2009, 11:21:24 AM

Most likely to stare luridly at you:

Quote from: Doormouse on November 27, 2009, 12:34:38 PM

Luridly? Mosh.

Actually, I'm not sure that would be me.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 08:11:26 PM

Depends on where. In the supermarket, Tru. On a city street, Mosh. On a beach, me.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 08:17:29 PM

If you do look at me that way... I aint going to pour any more buckets of water over you, thats for sure.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 08:49:13 PM

Quote from: Mosh on November 27, 2009, 08:02:35 PM

Quote from: Daddy on November 27, 2009, 11:21:24 AM
Most likely to stare luridly at you:

Quote from: Doormouse on November 27, 2009, 12:34:38 PM
Luridly? Mosh.

Actually, I'm not sure that would be me.

seconded

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #24 on: December 08, 2009, 09:38:56 PM

Yeah, I think that one goes to bagman....

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on November 27, 2009, 08:11:26 PM

Depends on where. In the supermarket, Tru. On a city street, Mosh. On a beach, me.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #26 on: December 12, 2009, 10:26:46 AM

I'll cheerfully withdraw the nomination. I found the question pretty hard. I was really mostly intent on going back to some of the older ones. I hate questions that remain in limbo.

the bart, the Reply #27 on: December 12, 2009, 07:52:45 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on December 12, 2009, 10:26:46 AM

cheerfully withdraw

Good call. You really don't wanna spend any more time in this pee-pee soaked heckhole.

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #28 on: December 12, 2009, 07:55:21 PM

hahaha!

The bart, the!

Re: Superlative Awards for 2009 Reply #29 on: December 12, 2009, 08:03:43 PM

(See previous post's subject.)

It's like my version of tiny text. I'm forever "hiding" stuff in the subject field.