How would you define good oral sex?

It seems like such a personal topic.

My fuckbuddy was telling me how he was dating some girl, and she said to him one time, oh so that's what good head is! Like, she was complimenting him on his cunnilingus. I've only had four people go down on me ever, one of them was a one time thing and I don't remember if it was good or not. So of the three people I remember the skill level of, my fuckbuddy is kind of "meh". Not all that great. My last ex was fucking amazing at it. He could do it for a long, long time, and he was really good at fingering too. My other ex (you know who) was pretty good, but not like my other ex. My fuckbuddy is just ok when it comes to going down, so I'm sort of shocked that some girl told him that he gives good oral.

  

I've been told I'm a cunning linguist in the past, but I also hear that chicks lie to guys almost constantly because it says it's a good idea in Cosmo. I was pretty shocked that a mere week and a half after being told how big I was, the chick who told me that and who I was really starting to get into in a big way ditched my ass for some trifling metrosexual dude.

My fuckbuddy was telling me how he was dating some girl, and she said to him one time, oh so that's what good head is! Like, she was complimenting him on his cunnilingus.

In other words, he is telling you that if you don't enjoy his head, the problem is with you.

I never told him what I thought of his skill level. What he lacks in fucking skills he makes up in letting me do freaky shit to him. Again, not that he'd bad at fucking & givig head- he is good, but he's not fantastic.

Doormouse- Cosmo is such bullshit. I'd never tell someone that I thought they were good at something if I didn't legitimately think they were good at it.

Yawn louder next time

Doormouse- Cosmo is such bullshit. I'd never tell someone that I thought they were good at something if I didn't legitimately think they were good at it.

I comfort myself with the idea that it takes a special kind of bitch to tell someone they're amazing at something that they actually suck at. So I treat complements like that from the ladies as meaning I'm average or better, but of course when you start patting your own back you're only setting yourself up to be a major disappointment, so safest to assume you're average.

As far as your fellow, if you can think of any way to make it better tell him. If a guy's going down on you it means he's pretty anxious to please you. Chances are he'd happily take recommendations and requests. I think it's hot when a chick tells me what to do to her.

I will make that pussy shake like it's my mission in life.  Like I have a team at Nasa doing mission control for me while I deliver a tongue probing to planet pussy and then I fucking regulate taht shit.

I can make a girl squirt just by using my tongue.

squirt what?

I think you are all missing the point of my thread.

The point/ question being:

How would you define good oral sex?  

I'm talking about receiving mostly.

When you can't even open your eyes because your soul is being sucked out of your cock.

That's good oral sex.

squirt what?

milk from her nose.

squirt what?

milk from her nose tits.

As for giving, I've been told I'm good but I work better with directions because all women are different and all women like different things. The basics are the same but the basics aren't good enough.

As for receiving, just two things:

1. It's not a race.

2. If you just act like you enjoy it, I'll enjoy it more. And since it's my cock in your mouth, it's all about me now.

Doormouse - Plus 1 Headbanging for the use of the word "trifling". Total win.

Just a warning: Most dudes who claim they are amazing at oral are typically terrible (or so I have found in my experience)

I would be happy to just get oral. My lady used to do it, but not since marriage.

Women who say "I've never gotten any complaints" suck at it ...
It's simple; I complain, you don't do it anymore ...

Men who don't take the time to realize one thing about women ...


They all look fairly similar, however, they all require a different combination, or code to open the floodgates ...

Most men, and some women, don't take the time to watch, listen, and/or even ASK if it's ok; it's kinda required ...


In a nutshell, if you are pulling the sheets out of your ass when they are done, it's good head ...

squirt what?

pee pee!

http://redtube.com/6105

I'm kind of disturbed.

I wonder how many of those girls are just pissing?

Now, thats good head.

Perfect.

I'm kind of disturbed.

I wonder how many of those girls are just pissing?

Probably none; they selected for this trait ...
(Cytherea was the QUEEN of squirting; I'd fuck her to experience it, however, it'd get annoying quickly for regular sex)

ok.

i've been told that i'm really good/ talented at sucking the cock. i can't deep throat though.

I covered that earlier, however, if they told you, without prompting, then it's probably true ...
I'll audition you and let you know ...

always so concerned for others...

We'll find out ...

ok.

i've been told that i'm really good/ talented at sucking the cock. i can't deep throat though.

practice while in asia makes perfect. Your fellow travelers, including sasha, all get a massive fail

How can you be enthusiastic at 5am to suck a cock that's only 4 inches long and pencil thin?  You can't, so your friend FAILS nick.