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If I could give you all a gift...(Read 8154 times)
If I could give you all a gift... on: March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM
It would be this book:
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I don't know if Empscum is mentioned in the book or not since I've never actually read it.

Perhaps someone could make some Emspcum Spaghetti  at the Spring Equinox and give a review?


you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
almost worth buying to give to emp at the equinox thing.  i just wouldn't want to see my mailman's face when he delivered it.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 11:27:47 PM
Man, I would invite people over for dinner and leave that laying out on the coffee table.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 12:12:08 AM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 05:37:43 AM
Hey Ian, remember that cream-cheese based pizza that fucked you up? w3rd
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 05:58:43 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking so...

Crazy Japanese pizza makers.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 09:49:32 AM
i could get behind cooking with breastmilk. the benefits are endless. semen? meh. maybe.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
think of it as condensed milk mixed with kimchi
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

So, when are you invitiing us over for the circle-jerk?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2009, 05:08:01 PM by Thrash »
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:47:00 PM
Whenever, just don't expect me to participate. I'll videotape though to share with our fellow LG-ers.  ;)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 09:57:35 PM
Someone's gotta do the milking...

That someone is you!



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:48 PM
Circle jerk = jerk off = masturbation = me not touching!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 11:39:42 PM
What fun is that?
And what delicious dish will you be making to enjoy with the milkings?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:51 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

That, and the fact that, at this moment, their site's down ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 01:28:15 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

hahaha
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 03:07:08 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

That depends... whos been eating asparagus?



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
...or pineapple!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 10:14:50 AM
... or kiwi
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 04:07:41 PM
... or semen!
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Quote
kiwi

hold the phone...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 11:53:17 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

You could get a much higher yield from horses.  It would take a lot less time and effort.

Just sayin....
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 01:38:49 PM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same


It's amazing that I totally missed just how clever and well-placed that joke really was first time I read it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #26 on: March 21, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
Yeah I didn't say anything earlier, but that was pretty damn funny.



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
inorite

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #28 on: March 21, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
I just gave you one, if that helps ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 10:47:00 PM
i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

is that the only flood you're expecting, with a joke like that?
Like yours.  Only different.