Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
×

Quote from: Zoomie's TSi Signature
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own daddy can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree. It makes perfect sense.

  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. If I could give you all a gift...
« previous next »
Print
Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Down
If I could give you all a gift...(Read 13412 times)
If I could give you all a gift... on: March 15, 2009, 10:57:46 PM
It would be this book:
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

I don't know if Empscum is mentioned in the book or not since I've never actually read it.

Perhaps someone could make some Emspcum Spaghetti  at the Spring Equinox and give a review?


Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
almost worth buying to give to emp at the equinox thing.  i just wouldn't want to see my mailman's face when he delivered it.
Logged
Like yours.  Only different.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 11:27:47 PM
Man, I would invite people over for dinner and leave that laying out on the coffee table.
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 12:12:08 AM
hahahaha ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.
Logged
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 05:37:43 AM
Hey Ian, remember that cream-cheese based pizza that fucked you up? w3rd
Logged
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 05:58:43 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking so...

Crazy Japanese pizza makers.
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 09:49:32 AM
i could get behind cooking with breastmilk. the benefits are endless. semen? meh. maybe.
Logged
cream filling for hollow victories

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
think of it as condensed milk mixed with kimchi
Logged
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 05:07:00 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

So, when are you invitiing us over for the circle-jerk?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2009, 05:08:01 PM by Thrash »
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:47:00 PM
Whenever, just don't expect me to participate. I'll videotape though to share with our fellow LG-ers.  ;)
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 09:57:35 PM
Someone's gotta do the milking...

That someone is you!
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:48 PM
Circle jerk = jerk off = masturbation = me not touching!
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 11:39:42 PM
What fun is that?
And what delicious dish will you be making to enjoy with the milkings?
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same
Logged
cream filling for hollow victories

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:51 AM
Quote from: Tru on March 16, 2009, 03:32:57 AM
I like where it says "takes 3 to 5 days to print" Now that's a business plan we can all take a lesson from.

That, and the fact that, at this moment, their site's down ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 01:28:15 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

hahaha
Logged
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 03:07:08 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same

That depends... whos been eating asparagus?
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #20 on: March 18, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
...or pineapple!
Logged
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #21 on: March 19, 2009, 10:14:50 AM
... or kiwi
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #22 on: March 19, 2009, 04:07:41 PM
... or semen!
Logged
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #23 on: March 19, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Quote
kiwi

hold the phone...
Logged
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #24 on: March 20, 2009, 11:53:17 AM
Quote from: tricky on March 16, 2009, 09:16:36 AM
Quote from: Mosh on March 16, 2009, 04:23:53 AM
How much jizz would you need to make that tempting treat?

One cup. So that's a lot of semen. Better get to saving. Or invite a bunch of male friends over, whichever.

You could get a much higher yield from horses.  It would take a lot less time and effort.

Just sayin....
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 01:38:49 PM
Quote from: psychopathetic on March 17, 2009, 12:31:25 AM
Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same


It's amazing that I totally missed just how clever and well-placed that joke really was first time I read it ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #26 on: March 21, 2009, 01:59:03 PM
Yeah I didn't say anything earlier, but that was pretty damn funny.
Logged

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
inorite

i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.
Logged
cream filling for hollow victories

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #28 on: March 21, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
I just gave you one, if that helps ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: If I could give you all a gift... Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: psychopathetic on March 21, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
i am expecting a flood of cool points any minute now.

is that the only flood you're expecting, with a joke like that?
Logged
Like yours.  Only different.

Print
Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. If I could give you all a gift...
 

SMF 2.0.18 | SMF © 2021, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
RSS Theme Smf Konusal