Waste of a month.

I'd be just as happy if it were banned.

But for your viewing pleasure I present this http://media.theage.com.au/national/breaking-news/unholy-row-over-nz-poster-980582.html?&exc_from=strap

A church billboard depicting Joseph and Mary in bed together has brought controversy to Auckland, New Zealand.

it should have been Mary and Mohammad together, pussies

Jesus catching, Mohammad pitching. Now there's controversy.
Buddha could be batter. Vishnu at First Base, Zarathustra at 2nd, Chthulu at 3rd. Baseball of the Gods!? Outrageous!!

Fuck you guys and your subtext. Jesus pitching, Mo' catching and Buddha filming.

We can now guarantee a sequel.

Apparently it's offeensive to many people.

No fucking shit?

The Second Coming.

Poor Joseph, God was a hard act to follow.

LOL! 

I find it a pain up the arse too.
Unfortunately I have to smile sweetly at all my relatives for 4 hrs tomorrow.

Alas it would be impossible to kill them all before the neighbours heard the screams.
Could always poison them tho...

I haven't bought one gift for anyone. I haven't had the time to. I've been so busy with moving. blah.

I bought tulip a torc. Fuck the rest of 'em.

Of course this will make it much more difficult to behead her...

i gave out two gifts.

and i got a toast stamp (stamp the bread and then toast it, pattern comes out clear)
and a gingerbread man puppet toy. xD

Nothin like a holiday where we have to fake nice, give gifts and secretly smirking fuck you

Eh, I like my family. A 2-week vacation to see them is a welcome reprieve from the daily soul-whippings.
I'm ready to accede the point if we're talking about the holly jolly aspects of Christmas, but as far as just the vacation with the family? Hey man, I get free food, the food is good, I play video games. What's not to like?

You are all idolaters! Christians shouldn't even be celebrating birthdays, they used not to. Besides, Joseph and Mary got it on, anyways.

Actually they're all tools. Christ was born in July. They moved his birthday to coincide with the second most solemn of pagan holidays.

don't care

I just happen to have enough tabs open in my browser that the title of this one was shortened to "I fucking hate Christ"

that too

Hatin' on the baby Jesus makes baby Jesus cry.

Also talking about Liquor Barn.

Talking about the Liquor Barn is pure reverence.

The baby Jesus, well... fuck him.

I'd rather talk about the Rape Barn, personally ...

If it wasnt for the door-to-door-salesman requirement of jehovah witnesses, I'd totally convert. All holidays are gay

Fucking workaholics... If it weren't for holidays I'd definitely have killed myself 2 years ago.

i get paid regardless = I love holidays

I love Christmas -- the idea of giving gifts to your loved ones, in imitation of God giving us the gift of Jesus, is an awesome concept.

Unfortunately, someone figured out how to Make-A-Buck, and it's become so commercialized that it's lost it's true meaning.

This year, I only bought gifts for my 2 younger nephews, and have asked everyone to please not try to give me anything.

This year, for once, I plan to just thank God for all of the gifts HE's given me.


Yeah, yeah, bring on the Emo points   

i like presents, xmas tv and holidays.