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I fucking hate Christmas...(Read 9251 times)
I fucking hate Christmas... on: December 18, 2009, 12:57:06 AM
Waste of a month.

I'd be just as happy if it were banned.

But for your viewing pleasure I present this http://media.theage.com.au/national/breaking-news/unholy-row-over-nz-poster-980582.html?&exc_from=strap

A church billboard depicting Joseph and Mary in bed together has brought controversy to Auckland, New Zealand.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 01:03:58 AM
it should have been Mary and Mohammad together, pussies
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 02:27:40 AM
Jesus catching, Mohammad pitching. Now there's controversy.
Buddha could be batter. Vishnu at First Base, Zarathustra at 2nd, Chthulu at 3rd. Baseball of the Gods!? Outrageous!!



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 02:30:36 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 06:42:38 AM
Fuck you guys and your subtext. Jesus pitching, Mo' catching and Buddha filming.
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 06:57:19 AM
We can now guarantee a sequel.
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 08:22:03 AM
Apparently it's offeensive to many people.
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 10:13:19 AM
No fucking shit?
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 10:15:04 AM
The Second Coming.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 10:19:13 AM
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Poor Joseph, God was a hard act to follow.

LOL!  ;D
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 03:12:40 PM
I find it a pain up the arse too.
Unfortunately I have to smile sweetly at all my relatives for 4 hrs tomorrow.

Alas it would be impossible to kill them all before the neighbours heard the screams.
Could always poison them tho...



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 03:28:19 PM
I haven't bought one gift for anyone. I haven't had the time to. I've been so busy with moving. blah.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 04:55:15 PM
I bought tulip a torc. Fuck the rest of 'em.

Of course this will make it much more difficult to behead her...
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 05:09:22 PM
i gave out two gifts.

and i got a toast stamp (stamp the bread and then toast it, pattern comes out clear)
and a gingerbread man puppet toy. xD



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 05:24:15 PM
Nothin like a holiday where we have to fake nice, give gifts and secretly smirking fuck you
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 06:07:36 PM
Eh, I like my family. A 2-week vacation to see them is a welcome reprieve from the daily soul-whippings.
I'm ready to accede the point if we're talking about the holly jolly aspects of Christmas, but as far as just the vacation with the family? Hey man, I get free food, the food is good, I play video games. What's not to like?



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 10:42:13 PM
You are all idolaters! Christians shouldn't even be celebrating birthdays, they used not to. Besides, Joseph and Mary got it on, anyways.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 10:46:34 PM
Actually they're all tools. Christ was born in July. They moved his birthday to coincide with the second most solemn of pagan holidays.
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #18 on: December 18, 2009, 10:56:00 PM



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 06:24:51 AM
don't care
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #20 on: December 19, 2009, 09:58:14 AM
I just happen to have enough tabs open in my browser that the title of this one was shortened to "I fucking hate Christ"



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #21 on: December 19, 2009, 10:03:23 AM
that too



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #22 on: December 19, 2009, 10:07:51 AM
Hatin' on the baby Jesus makes baby Jesus cry.

Also talking about Liquor Barn.
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #23 on: December 19, 2009, 10:10:58 AM
Talking about the Liquor Barn is pure reverence.

The baby Jesus, well... fuck him.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #24 on: December 19, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
I'd rather talk about the Rape Barn, personally ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #25 on: December 19, 2009, 11:57:07 PM
If it wasnt for the door-to-door-salesman requirement of jehovah witnesses, I'd totally convert. All holidays are gay
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #26 on: December 20, 2009, 12:36:59 AM
Fucking workaholics... If it weren't for holidays I'd definitely have killed myself 2 years ago.



Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #27 on: December 20, 2009, 01:20:45 AM
i get paid regardless = I love holidays
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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #28 on: December 20, 2009, 01:32:32 PM
I love Christmas -- the idea of giving gifts to your loved ones, in imitation of God giving us the gift of Jesus, is an awesome concept.

Unfortunately, someone figured out how to Make-A-Buck, and it's become so commercialized that it's lost it's true meaning.

This year, I only bought gifts for my 2 younger nephews, and have asked everyone to please not try to give me anything.

This year, for once, I plan to just thank God for all of the gifts HE's given me.


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Re: I fucking hate Christmas... Reply #29 on: December 20, 2009, 01:48:04 PM
i like presents, xmas tv and holidays.