One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Fail sorrybut it's good that you're sober
no - when you were drinking I had to hold back from putting a baseball bat through my screen. This is an improvement
Please don't post anymore pics of you naked on the beach.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.