I love this fuckin' movie.

"Well, maybe you should try and get in touch with him. I've got 5 bucks says you could still get him."

"Really? That's funny. I've got a ten says "pass the pepper". I got two quarters singing harmony on 'Moonlight in Vermont'."

"What?"

"Talking money."

"A talking monkey?"

"Talking monkey, yeah. Yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says 'ficus'."

Anyone else seen it?

Que?

Of course, love that movie.


It's Christmas, where's my present?

Your fucking present is that you're not in jail, ya fag hag...

Yeah that was a great film.

Seriously. Val Kilmer as Gay Perry was fucking hilarious.

"Is she a looker?"

"She opens the door, and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff."

"Geez. Really?"

"No. Idiot."