nothing says love co-dependent alcoholism like winning a flipcup championship with your significant other by your side.
"Well, maybe you should try and get in touch with him. I've got 5 bucks says you could still get him.""Really? That's funny. I've got a ten says "pass the pepper". I got two quarters singing harmony on 'Moonlight in Vermont'.""What?""Talking money.""A talking monkey?""Talking monkey, yeah. Yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says 'ficus'."
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
"Is she a looker?""She opens the door, and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff.""Geez. Really?""No. Idiot."