...contrary to popular belief. i did just turn 27, however, and didn't get any presents from any of you fuckers.

i'm so old it's retarded

(yet)

I think Chad is volunteering his services?

Hi Katie! I will be 28 in 2 months. Fuck.

And who thought you were a mom? I didn't.

What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Countdown to termination in 3...2...

What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Yep!

What the fuck are we all the same age here? I think Si's at this point too.

Same.

27 check

Wow, it's like all the planets aligned or something. We'll start a gang called the Crazy 81/82's.

When the moon...

I'm from 80, though. 

28.5.

Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?

Hey you crazy kids, stop fucking with my walker!

I'm from 80, though. 

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.

27 represent.

til april first.

I'm from 80, though. 

28.5.

Buddy, we don't welcome yer kind round these parts.

We'll see how welcome I am in two months. 

Then you're not 27. Wasn't that the common thread?

I assumed the broader "late 20s", given tricky's upcoming aging day.

24 holla

I rocked 24. 24 was my last year of living life up to the hilt.

PFFT!

40 represent biatches.

Are you all gonna kill yourselves now that you're 27? Like Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin and Cobain?

I did, and it was awesome.

We'll see how welcome I am in two months. 

Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.

Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.

Besides, C is 28 and she's our moderator.

which explains why she's never here - she doesn't feel welcome!

Are you implying that you will give me a birthday gift since my birthday is in two months? If so, I guess you can stay.

I like how my comment immediately tied into showering you with presents.
but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

Katie I propose that you, C, and myself move in together and buy a baby (girl). We can call ourselves 3 women and a baby. And when the baby grows up we can be like the Golden Girls!

Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.

Who gets to be Bea Arthur? The (girl) baby?

Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

Cool. Let's sneak up on everybody and yank their pants down so we can remember what 27 year old genitals look like.

You mean operational? Sure, why not.

It's a go!

We should make sure our rascals are charged up so we can make a fast getaway.

*changing the batteries*

What'd he say?

So what the fuck are you doing these days, hip?

but what do you get for a girl who already has everything New Jersey can offer?

Is that a diss on NJ? C may ban you for that one, buddy.

No, seriously, what would I get for you that you don't already have?

Hey Mosh, it's like we're invisible in this thread.

The Cheese gives me the power to see you.