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I need to get my passport(Read 9732 times)
I need to get my passport on: January 23, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 12:36:07 PM
Forward it on over, maybe I'll go.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 01:07:25 PM
Oh yeah, count me in too!  Sounds like a blast.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 02:04:09 PM
Yeah, me too; FEMA takes forever to pay me, however, maybe I can double up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 08:12:27 PM
Common just post the contact info here. I'm really interested.
The bitch is pissing me off and I would love to just fucking disappear for 6 months.

What's it cost for a passport these days? About $300 huh.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
SCAM!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
I can't imagine not having a valid passport. In fact I can't imagine not having two valid passports. Soon hopefully that'll change to three.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 05:46:26 PM
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
i need to get that second passport organized
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 02:59:46 AM
I need to decide if I'm going or not ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #10 on: January 25, 2010, 03:31:21 AM
You can't, the aftershock of you leaving Florida would destroy what is left of Haiti and it's people
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #11 on: January 25, 2010, 04:48:26 AM
hahahaha... I thought he was talking about Antigua...

what was I thinking?



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #12 on: January 25, 2010, 06:26:49 AM
OK I PM'd the email and phone numbers to Thrash and Tru. Danzer, I don't think you were being serious but if you were say so.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 05:12:32 PM
You are out of your damn mind for wanting to go to Haiti right now.  What is the pay like?  $5/hour?  Also, where would you live?  In a tent?  You could get robbed, or stabbed.  Have fun.  I'm going to take my ass to an island 700 miles away for holiday.  To a little place we will call Antigua.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 05:35:56 PM
I make a minimum of $1500-$2000/wk for disasters ...
It's a good reason to go ...

Well, that and all of my medical, trauma, critical care, and MASS CASUALTY/DISASTER SPECIALIST TRAINING!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
Also, all of the women are at their most vulnerable!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 06:29:11 PM
Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches. My seventh favorite flavor!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 10:02:41 PM
Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches and their unwashed, venereal diseased vagina's...



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 11:17:14 PM
When it comes to having unprotected sex with strange women in a disaster ravaged tropical hellhole, you gotta assume that if they made it this far and are still alive, that they are probably healthy enough to have a go round with.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #20 on: January 26, 2010, 09:42:18 PM
The Human Immuno-deficiency Virus would like to respectfully disagree with you.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #21 on: January 26, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
Hahaha
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #22 on: January 26, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
50% of the population is under 18
40% of the population is under 14
1/3 of the population is HIV/AIDS positive (with and without TB)
thus
In the process of triage, Mass Casuality/Disaster = Playing the angel of death to 1000's  of children/people

Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.

1) I don't play WoW ...
2) I wish that were the case, bro ...
... my head would be screwed on a lot tighter then
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
You can borrow my passport if you want, I'm sure no one will notice..


..just uh, come to england first....



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 03:15:51 PM
Yeah because TSA is likely to believe that I'm a teenaged Indian girl from London...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #25 on: January 27, 2010, 04:09:34 PM
Yeah, and cuz getting into London sans passport is totally easy.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #26 on: January 27, 2010, 04:48:44 PM
According to the trashy newspapers it is!


And zoomie, time to brown up man.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #27 on: January 27, 2010, 05:20:23 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #28 on: January 27, 2010, 05:34:05 PM
Dont worry Zoomie, I'm sure there'll be other disasters soon!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 07:21:48 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.


They asked you to rebuild elementary schools and you couldn't because of that court order...?