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I'll give you one million dollars...(Read 6025 times)
I'll give you one million dollars... on: January 26, 2010, 08:30:06 PM
...if you can prove you ended the life of Nancy Grace. God I hate that bitch.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 09:02:06 PM
I'm on it.  Can you point me in her general direction?  I'll get her head on a stick for ya for a million.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 09:07:58 PM
werd. chics a cunty blister.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 09:09:10 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
I wouldn't stick anything in that rancid hole but the muzzle of a large frame S&W.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 11:13:39 PM
I think she's funny looking ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 11:22:06 PM
Stop, Thrash!  How insensitive...didn't you ever think you might be stirring up some bad memories for Sasha by saying that?
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 11:29:25 PM
What
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 09:17:24 PM
Sorry, dude ...
... sometimes I just don't think things all the way through
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 11:09:42 PM



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #10 on: January 28, 2010, 12:37:50 AM
I'd spunk on that face looking just like it does in that pic ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #11 on: January 28, 2010, 08:19:21 AM
We need a gif or some flash with a BBC going in and out of that round mouth.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #12 on: January 28, 2010, 06:57:34 PM
Don't make offers you can't make good on Zoomie.  Especially to a group of people that are capable of anything at any time.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 06:59:20 PM
Totally don't care what it takes. I'll make it good.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 08:06:40 PM
If I ACTUALLY managed to kill Nancy Grace without getting caught......I would at least expect a thank you in person.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #15 on: January 28, 2010, 08:20:13 PM
You get it; BELIEVE ME!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #16 on: January 29, 2010, 09:10:36 PM
If I believed for a second that zoomie had a million dollars, I would carry through on this because I hate her and hate working. 



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #17 on: January 30, 2010, 10:59:36 AM
He didn't specify which currency. There are lots of different types of dollars. Like Guyanese dollars, for example.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #18 on: January 30, 2010, 11:09:43 AM
Ugandan Shillings.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #19 on: January 30, 2010, 12:49:02 PM
Monopoly Money




edit:  Although that could get rather expensive...   Well, $3.99usd for $16,550.00mmd, so roughly $240usd, plus s&h AND tax, if applicable
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #20 on: January 30, 2010, 05:24:56 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #21 on: January 30, 2010, 06:22:03 PM
A million Ugandan shillings is about $500US. And a million in monopoly money is about $240US.

Pay attention.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #22 on: January 30, 2010, 06:36:02 PM
Where did she get the MM figure is what I meant ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #23 on: January 30, 2010, 07:10:54 PM
Shopped around, online, and found several sites that sell the stuff.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #24 on: January 30, 2010, 07:36:17 PM
Vietnamese Dong... 1000000 Dong = US$54.



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #25 on: January 30, 2010, 08:33:49 PM
Dong isn't my thing. But I bet Dylan could handle a million dongs...
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #26 on: January 30, 2010, 10:34:49 PM
and only charge $54...



Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #27 on: January 30, 2010, 10:43:14 PM
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!  Y'all have RUINED the Perfect Christmas gift for everyone on this site.  Even I could have afforded to send each of y'all a couple of tens of thousands of Dongs!

<sigh>

Yeah, a vid of one of y'all telling a friend that your Christian friend from your anti-social forum sent you some Dong ...

Would've been priceless.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #28 on: January 30, 2010, 11:57:18 PM
Dong isn't my thing. But I bet Dylan could handle a million dongs...

I would imagine that handling more than 2 dongs at once could be quite overwhelming.
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Re: I'll give you one million dollars... Reply #29 on: January 31, 2010, 07:30:38 AM
Unless you're a juggler!
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